what the CRAP!!

 




 




OMG!!!!! I just almost died. Literally. Poor ian.
I put him down for a nap because he is so so tired. I hear nothing from him so I run out side and take dede potty. When i walk in he is crying so I run upstairs and figure he has thrown his pacies out and just needs them. I wa sright but there was so much more. He was covered in CRAP. His crip wa covered in Crap! His sheets pillows and walls where also covered in crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have never seen so much crap in my life. It was like a waterfall of crap coming out the top of his diaper. I took his shirt off and then stuck him pants socks and all in the bathtub. Poor guy was so so tired. He just started bawling. So i get his crappy clothes off him. I start taking the cup and rinsing him off. He is in totaly melt down at this point crying his eyes out snotty nose complete melt down. Well i start washing him and i hav eto do his hair and of course he acted as tough i was killing him. I used the shower head and that seemed to help a itty bitty tiny ammount. SO i take him out wrap him in his town and he just sits on my lap coudling up to me. It was so sweet/sad. he was already so tired but then teh crying exhasted him. SO we get him in his room and I put some clean clothes on him. He doesnt move the whole time. He just lays there and almost falls asleep> he sees his crib and you can tell he is like just put me in there. But i cant because there is crap on everything. So i pop up the baby gate so he cant go down teh stairs and set him loos in our room and hallway. I strip the crib and i hav eto rinse the sheet out in th tub there is that much crap!!! It goes through that pad you put in there  but thank good you put it in theer because the matress stayed cleaned. I hav eto undo th ebumbers and throw blankets and all int othe washer. I finally have his room de crapped and Put him down in his crib minus the bumbpers. He is fighting that because its new. But he is so tired he needs to go to sleep. SO after going up there to make sure he has not indeed  crapped himself several time si am now making him cry/talk it out.
 
So thats my day thus far. Fun huh?