What is wrong

ow...ow...these braxton hicks contractions are getting painful...no im not in labor i went to the docs office yesterday...im just so close that now i am expericing more severe contractions...only 11 more weeks till i have my little girl...i am so excited...i am going to name her Audrianna Mae Martinez...her daddy is a fucking asshole thou....he is now engaged and now im just looking for a meat cleaver so i can chop off his penis and make him eat it...ass...men are the devils creation...ive decided!