What I Want To Be

Now I know what I want to be.  After seeing myself with the longest hair I've ever had(I've since gotten a haircut) I've decided I want to be that crazy old man in the neighborhood.  Gonna let my hair grow down to my shoulders and let my beard grow full and long.  I'm gonna write my book, watch t.v., and take care of Foxy.  I'm gonna walk around outside with my cane and wave at anybody that drives by.  And, I'm gonna talk to anyone who will listen and if I can't find anybody to talk to, I'll talk to myself.  If anybody wants to be my friend I'll be happy to have them, but if nobody wants to, no big deal.  It's their loss.  All dogs, cats, and birds will be spoken to.  Being the crazy old man will make life easy.  I'll be able to get away with a lot of things.  Yep, I want to be the crazy man,,,if only in my dreams.

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deleted_user
deleted_user

\"WANT TO BE\"??? What do you mean?!! You mean you aren\'t already?!!! ahahaha!!
awakendwoman
awakendwoman

and i thought thats what I wanted to be............lol
KeepHoldingOn
KeepHoldingOn

great ambitions!!!!!!
kangahop
kangahop

Oh, this is priceless! Thanks for sharing! lol