What I gone and didn....

Well   udder day when I was gonna blogg blogg blogg...I had to haul off and hit the enter button ... yepp... end o line... ya done.. poot-too-wee...See I got big fingers.. all these button on the keyboard kinda get in each udders way..it was the same way witt a typin - writter in  High School...   think I know why they call it  High School.. hehehe..well back in my day.. smokin in dee boys room  was kinda common...So funny watchin them teachers.. they be watchin tryin to catch ya smokin on school property.. hey Ya'll smokin in the teachers lounge... how serious ya think kids gonna take ya.. two faced bulchit.. Huh...?funny bout smokin... most kids do it for all the wrong reasons...first it's illegal...and well gee....who wants to do legal stuff.. can't rebell kissin ya parents  hinny... Nope.. gotta rebel...  well kinda smelled like it at the time...Why we gotta rebel......?ya gotta wonder rite....?Me  I'm glad my rebellin is mosly over....I've decided that when I grow up... I wanna be a Grumpy Old Man....I've almost that that down patt... Well here I be... and i don't reely know where that is fur sure... But I'm here...Nuttin seem to be the same...Stuck in this Rutt...livinin on SSI... if ya can call it livin... supportin a 19 year old what ya macallit...either he's the worlds greatest actor.. or he's got some serious problems.... me I love him too much to just kick him to the curb to see if he can bounce back...ya should see the look on his face if ya tell him he gotta walk hom in the dark.....frankly i's tired... these baby steps.. just kinkin my hide....them folks at the employment office they aint tinkin baby steps... they aint tinkin chit far as i can tell.. one little summer program.. and it's  a wash.... we done   you got job experience go get a job... you know what kinda jobs they send my kid to check on...cleanin tables... pullin weeds... I know they wrote him off years ago...i feel like such a failure... back when he needed help...I was just so sick... I didn't know what to do.. So I did what moat dummys do.. nuttin....now he's not a minor no more... I can't find any help for him at all....well heck I can't 'hardly find my way around the house most days lol..I really feel like just givin up.... tossin in da towel... but i reckon I'll  keep stirrin this chit.. down here on the bottom of the barrel...but I gotta telll you folks ....IT STINKS..Well at least I have my moments... rollin down the rabbit trail on my three wheel bike..  dang 400 pounds coast reel good... I had to readjust my brake...see Boy... he can't ride a bike.. so he borrows dads... big trycycle... hehehe.... Ya'll know the story... loan ya kids a car... it breaks down... same ting witt a bicycle... yepp....he dove got hit by a car once.. nuttin serious but it bent the rear wheel shaft and one the rims... wobble wobble... now he done gone and jumped the curb... and bent the front rim... so much fun.... ya know poor old bike.. takin a beatin haulin my 400 pound butt around...but hey junior he weight in at 260... and the bike is only rated for 250.... well at least junior is down about 20 pounds since he started usin my ole three wheeler.. THat's good rite.. heck he lost 9 pounds this month alone.. why can't  I loose some pounds... just hangs at 412.... dang ole scales  still Errrr...real kicker is ....I'm about fed up witt a lot of chit... cable tv.. computers... telephones... and Human Resourses is at the top of me list ...them folks aint even Human...some kinda alien denial clone... yepp.... the real person that went in to get the job... is gone.. somekinda  frreaky government  experiment project goin on... well ..   eat ya heart out stevey king.... lol.. I reckon that be enuff bullchit for a couple days...Ifins I was an able body old man... I'd take my three wheeler and hit the road.. yepp... just get a tent.. a cooler full of beer and take off... So long  suckers..  see me pedal.... ooops them some big hills to climb over... gosh might take a week just to get outta dodge.. gosh... well could hook that lawn mower motor up to the bike.. hehehehe.. help me over the hill ...I'm gone... Zooom Zoooooom.....  see I feel better alll ready....