What I did the other day!

I was so mad! So frustrated! So upset! I needed to relax!  I went out looking or lost Man - CHILd!  and Rode by Store!  Bought a pack of SMOKES!  BUT DID NOT SMOKE A ONE!  WHOLE PACK STILL IN BOTTOM OF POCKET BOOK!!!!!!!
I DID NOT SMOKE THEM!  I cannot take them back becuase I did indeed open them!   BUT I WAS A GOOD GIRL and did not smoke one!   
SO DO I GET A GOLD STAR FOR THIS??? OR DO I GET A SMACK ON THE WRIST?