Welcome to a Jerky Day & other fun
OK, well, not sure how to break this to all my peeps, but here goes.....MEDICINES DON'T WORK ALL THE TIME. Wheeeeeew! LOL I know, you guys know that, but thought what the heck, best remind them so they'll giggle. I took all my jerk meds like a "good" compliant patient and THEY AIN'T WORKING. So, hmmm, do I go back to the druggest and as for a refund ? ROFLOL Couldn't you just imagine that? ROFLOL My pharmacy is very small and they know me there. Pam, one of the workers, has a standing joke with me and my meds. Some are to be covered by Work Comp, but their Hanes are in a wad and are paying up. At this point, I look at Pam and tell her "You really need a sign that says "YOU'RE SCREWED". She cracked up laffing and now just looks at me and says "I have no sign. We both just giggle. Later, gotta run to my Discipleship Class and then get my son to the DDS then run home and cook supper, then finish the laundry, the help with homework......oh heck! You get the idea! A 1 woman tri-athlon
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Uh so how does that driving work when you are Jerking around??? I know you can do all things in Christ who strengthens you, but should you drive?
Nan
Well, you grip the wheel VERY FIRMLY! LOL My dr asked the same thing when I had to get to the clinic for an \"emergency\" shot of whatever they put in that needle. She asked \"Who drove you here?\" I told \"I did\" Boy was she speechless. LOL I said it wasn\'t that far to my house.
NOW TO DRIVE WITH ONLY ONE HAND IN A STICK SHIFT scared the (*&^ out of my other dr who is 1 1/2 hrs. away. He\'s Dr Wonderful. He asked how I did it and I was honest. I said \"Oh, it\'s simple really. I take my meds, wait until I get a straight strech, double clutch it when I shift and keep going.\" The nurse said \"OH MY GOD!\" I said \"Oh honey, I only do that when the roads are good, no snow, etc.\" Our roads in WV is like snakes, curves everywhere!
I think at this point all my medical pros are either talking about my ingenuity, my determination or flat out my COMMMITMENT. However, I think I could pass the commitment thing.....ROFLOL
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I needed that smile!!!I have the I can do all things through Christ taped to the steering Wheel of my car. I know how many curves you have there too.Bet that nurse is still shaking her head!
LESA - That verse is true. The other situation that is bothersome is my entire left side, yes, all of it, has decreased sensation Oh YEAH, and both legs have decreased sensation. Dr Wonderful was either shocked or impressed that I drove stick shift. ROFLOL As I said, \"DOUBLE CLUTCH ON THE STRAIGHTS\" the RE-GRAB the wheel with one good arm.
Another thought......\"technically, that ain\'t covered under the law, just that my seat belt be fastened.\" So, can they really write me up?? ROFLOL