Welcome home.

You are allowed to live out of 'your' bedroom, there is only limited space and I will control that space as I see fit. I will read all of your personal notes, I will go through your clothes, draws and personal items. You food will be cooked for you but you will not get to control what is bought or how it is cooked. You may leave the building between the hours of 8 and 11 but I will expect a full itinerary of your every move to be submitted before exiting the building at all times. If your route or chosen location is not on the prescribed list of acceptable places you will not be leaving the house. Shower time is to be kept to a minimum to conserve the hot water in the tank, baths must be scheduled at least 1 hour before running. Sleep patterns will be criticised continually and your every move will be watched. If you do not adhere to the usual working hours of 7 til 11 your working practices will be questioned and you will be labelled as 'lazy' for at least 1 week henceforth. One must maintain a 'happy' attitude at all times and anything other will be questioned and further sanctions will be placed on your freedom. Do not forget that despite a heavy workload the mandatory 10 minute lecture regarding your existence is of the upmost importance and this will be extended sporadically throughout the day. Any questions must be submitted in writing and will be disregarded upon arrival, thank you for your cooperation at this time and we hope you enjoy your stay!