Weird..........

The weirdest thing happend today.... I was on my way out the door to go exercise and I decided to go to the bathroom. Well, their was "wetness" in my undies- Hmmm... it's only cycle day 10. I just finished my Femara yesterday, and I don't usually have this unless it's OV time............ hmmm..... well, I took an OPK for the hell of it.  There were two lines- the one wasn't quite as dark as the test line- BUT IT HAS NEVER BEEN THERE THIS EARLY. The last 2 months I started my OPK on day 11 and nothing until day 14............ Well, on my way to jazzercise I decided to call my RE's office- why not... bug those ladies a little more- LOL!  They said to come in tomorrow for an U/S instead of waiting for my original day 14 appt. Then, all through exercise and still now, I am having OV pain on and off. The kind I get EVERY month at OV time.... what is going on body?  Why are you being so strange?  I am typically a late ovulator.   So, then after I got back from class I decided to go to the bathroom and see what was up. My CM is tinged brownish/reddish.  Not just clear. What is up???????  So I called back to drive the RE ladies nuts again. The nurse said the spotting can be normal. and I shouldn't have tested until day 12, because I can get a false positive. Huh?  Anyways, I said why am I having these pains and discharge then??!?!?!?!?!  Then she went on and on about pain and if it gets too bad go to the ER, and on a scale of 1-10 what was is... yada, yada. Look lady it's the kind I get every month.   Anyways, I now feel like a total loonie.  I missed my OV a few months ago, I had all the symptoms and I went in a day late.  They told me no follies- a week later after my blood test I found out I did OV.  So, I am just feeling like a total nut.  My body is crazy!  I will find out tomorrow what's going on, bottom line the U/S tech is already gone for today. Now I am bleeding...... what the heck?!?!?