vist to the OBGYN
I REMEMBER BACK WHEN I WAS MARRIED N WE WERE EXPECTING OUR FIRST CHILD,I WENT WITH MY WIFE TO THE OBGYN......NOW TALK ABOUT A THING I THOUGHT WOULD NOT BE FUN TO DO.........JUST THE NAME OBGYN MADE ME THINK I BETTER RUN FOR IT......BUT BEING A GOOD HUSBAND I SAID YES DEAR N WENT......JUST SOMTHING ABOUT IT DID NOT SEEM TO MANLY YA KNOW.....AFTER ALL I WAS A MARINE.........WELL WE GOT TO THE OFFICE N THEY PUT US IN A EXAM ROOM.......N YUP YOU GUESSED IT THEY HAD THAT TABLE WITH THE STIRUPPS N I'M TELLING THE WIFE HONEY CAN WE GET ONE OF THOSE LOL SHE SAID ABSOULETLY NOT LOL........BUT BE HONEST HOW MANY GUYS WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ONE HUH.OH N I HAD TO CHECK EVERYTHING OUT YA KNOW ,STILL AINT FIGURED OUT WHY THEY HAD ALL THEM POPSICLE STICKS,AND I HAD TO ASK WHAT EVERYTHING WAS FOR , OH THE OBGYN WAS A WOMAN......I DUNNO WHY SHE WAS SO RED FROM EVERYTHING I ASKED.........WHATS THIS FUNNEL THINGY FOR.......OR HOW MUCH FOR ONE OF THESE BEDS WITH STIRRUPS , BUT WHEN THEY DID THE ULTRA SOUND THING I'M A LOOKING AT THE DISPLAY N SAY LOOK AT MY BOY HE'S HUGE.......OH BOY DID THAT DR. SHOOT ME DOWN SHE SAID THATS A LEG N IT'S A GIRL........AH WELL WAS A EXPERINCE UNFORTUNATLEY AM SO DAMM OLD CAN'T REMEMBER HALF OF IT N I STILL DUNNO WHY MY WIFE WAS SO MAD AT ME......N THEM LAMAZ CLASSES WERE ANOTHER THING WILL HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT THEM IF MY OLD BRAIN CAN REMEMBER
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Glad I missed the childbirth thing myself... I know, most womyn want them and I did when I was in my early 20s, but I love my childfree life as well... Besides, let\'s me spoil the pups and chickies more! xoxoox Cj
A true experience for sure....Ha Ha...Hugs and Love
rofl... i had c-section..it was great..when people asked me when i was due i could tell them the time and the date..grin..no surprise there...lol..and no lamaz classes either...heh heh heh...
hugs
heather
lol. i want one too!
been there...done that.....
ROFL You\'re a hoot! I would\'ve gotten off the table and escorted you to the door, if I could\'ve stopped laughing so hard. You\'re too much!!
You\'re a good man! Mine wouldn\'t go to any doctor with me, even though we had 3 daughters!
Oh, and the place for the daddy to be at the hospital was in the waiting room. Yep, he was a wusss! Could brag plenty later though. :)
LOL The best way for husbands to get out of goin with the wife ... is to go with the wife. LOL After that I always had to wait in the car LOL
thats why i only had the one dear man only the one hahahahah i said to the dr well i wont be back?? not even if ar** is decked with feckin dimonds hahahah
Well I want to stop by and check in on you. Just know when a man has BRACHYTHERAPY (radiation seeds implanted) for Prostate Cancer they get to use the stirrup table for the volume study and the implant. But they only remember the volume study because they are awake. You are a funny man! Take care....
Got such a HUGH chuckle out of the table comment......sounds like something my hubby would say! Yea I think he would agree with you on the table thing!!! giggles!! MEN!
Sort of missed that part in life! Can\'t wait for more of the storys!!!
XOXO
Dee
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Im sure every man would LOVE to have one of those tables. I think its hilarious you asking the dr all those questions. I wouldnt have thrown you out, I would have been laughing too hard. Your a hoot. Love ya so much. Thanks for the laugh and cant wait to hear about the Lamaz classes you went to. You are so funny. You always make my day.
Hugs and love....Julie