vist to the OBGYN

I REMEMBER BACK WHEN I WAS MARRIED N WE WERE EXPECTING OUR FIRST CHILD,I WENT WITH MY WIFE TO THE OBGYN......NOW TALK ABOUT  A THING I THOUGHT WOULD NOT BE FUN TO DO.........JUST THE NAME OBGYN  MADE ME THINK I  BETTER RUN  FOR IT......BUT BEING A GOOD HUSBAND I  SAID YES DEAR N WENT......JUST SOMTHING ABOUT IT DID NOT SEEM TO MANLY YA KNOW.....AFTER ALL I WAS A MARINE.........WELL WE GOT TO THE OFFICE N THEY PUT US IN A EXAM ROOM.......N YUP YOU GUESSED IT THEY HAD THAT TABLE WITH THE STIRUPPS N I'M TELLING THE WIFE HONEY CAN WE GET ONE OF THOSE LOL SHE SAID ABSOULETLY NOT LOL........BUT  BE HONEST HOW MANY GUYS WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ONE HUH.OH   N  I HAD TO CHECK EVERYTHING OUT YA KNOW ,STILL AINT FIGURED OUT WHY THEY HAD  ALL THEM POPSICLE STICKS,AND I HAD TO ASK WHAT EVERYTHING WAS FOR , OH THE OBGYN WAS A WOMAN......I DUNNO WHY SHE WAS SO RED FROM EVERYTHING I ASKED.........WHATS THIS FUNNEL THINGY FOR.......OR HOW MUCH FOR ONE OF THESE BEDS WITH STIRRUPS ,  BUT WHEN THEY DID THE ULTRA SOUND THING I'M A LOOKING AT THE DISPLAY N SAY LOOK AT MY BOY HE'S HUGE.......OH BOY  DID THAT  DR. SHOOT ME DOWN SHE SAID THATS A LEG N IT'S A GIRL........AH WELL WAS A EXPERINCE UNFORTUNATLEY AM SO DAMM OLD CAN'T REMEMBER HALF OF IT N I STILL DUNNO WHY MY WIFE WAS SO MAD AT ME......N THEM LAMAZ CLASSES WERE ANOTHER THING WILL HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT THEM IF MY OLD BRAIN CAN REMEMBER