Undisclosed Mall Expansion

I'm here today to warn Mall Walkers about the risk of undisclosed mall expansion. The Mall management claims that there is no expansion going on...but I know better. Yesterday I traversed the entire interior walkway and I had to take several breaks to accomplish this. While I know that it has been some time since I last walked the mall (I have been using the local superwalmart for my daily walks) I still suspect some shenanigans on the part of mall administrators. How else do you explain my need for rest periods? (It can't be me)What is most sinister about all this is that it seems to target seniors!!! I have asked several of my friends of my age and they agree the mall seems strangely larger.  So beware those of you who grew up with the Original Mickey Mouse Club, know of Howdy Doody, and watched Ed Sullivan each Sunday...we are under attack. Someone is stretching out the malls. And we know who!!It's the Boomers vs. the Genexers. Game on,Tom