Uh Oh Maxine Is At It Again...
I was thinking about going to work at Walmart...
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,a good find for many retirees,I lasted less than a day......About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,a good find for many retirees,I lasted less than a day......About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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Funny!! Thanks for the giggle. Hugs, Barbara
I got it -- thanks for the laugh! ;)
I\'ve read that before but still chuckle every time. Thanks for the smile. Love to you. Robin
That is funny...oh Maxine...thanks for the laugh...Karen
Oh Maxine, you are always good for a laugh or two. Thanks.
Hilarious! What an unpleasant woman ~ glad you spoke your mind. None of us have time to put up with the sour side of human nature as we forge ahead seeking recovery and healing!
Way to go!
Love and hugs ~ Debbie