Ugh... men suck

Ah yes... Mike and I have been at it for a few days now and I'm exhausted from it. Why does it seem that everytime he is being *SO* amazing to me, he has to do a complete 360 and piss me off non-stop? So first, we got into an arguement about cleaning. He had been making comments about how disgusting our house is and that it needs to be cleaned. Fine, *we* will clean it. We said we'd do it Sunday but ended up having a family day instead. No biggie. Then monday he didn't go to work (he's kinda self-employed so he can pick and chose when he does and doesn't go) so I suggested that if he was going to be home, we should clean the house. *HOW DARE I?!?!* He goes on the rant about how I have been on a cleaning strike and that I'm unemployed and I'm home all day so I should be taking care of the house. Mind you, even though I am unemployed, I am STILL paying my HALF of the bills, even more sometimes. I wouldn't mind playing wifey by doing the cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc. But if that's the deal, Mike is going to play hubby and pay ALL THE BILLS! No. He wants the old-fashioned wifey AND the 2009 girlfriend that pays half the bills. YEAH RIGHT! Sure, I would LOVE to not count calories, eat whatever I want, and still lose weight... but it ain't gonna happen! So he finally got pissed enough to start "cleaning". Well, Mike's idea of cleaning is picking up trash and taking it to the dumpster. It took him 30mins total and he was done! That's it! Then went straight into playing video games, etc and wonders why I'm bitching about doing the FULL SINK of dishes, cleaning the stuck on food from HIM cooking on the stovetop, sweeping, mopping, cleaning out the fridge.... SERIOUSLY, I mean SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?! The way I see it, its one or the other.... either I'm wifey or I'm 2009 girlfriend... NOT BOTH! Even when I was working 50+ hrs a week, I STILL did dishes, laundry, and cleaned! Then right before bed last night, we started arguing again about the same stuff and I guess because he couldn't think of anything else to throw at me, he just started being plain MEAN. Saying that the real reason I'm so pissed off is because I'm just like him. I'm lazy, going nowhere in life, and.... AND I EAT JUST AS MUCH AS HIM!!!!!! (he seriously eats like 3000-3500+/day) he should have just called me FAT! Yep... really.... Today, I went to get the $300 he said he left for me to pay rent today, which just so happened to be the perfect amount of $$ I need, and he took $100 back!!!!!!!!!! I was gone all day, first studying for my state CNA exam Thursday then had a BAD ASS workout at the gym today... I come home to pee on the floor, because he was too busy playing video games to keep an eye on the puppy, and he ate ALL the leftovers and didn't even tell me!! We have like no food, at least not "dinner" food.... I ended up eating a protein shake, yogurt, eggs, and an apple for dinner.... yay... It continues but I just really don't have the energy to continue *shrugs*....