Translationism

As I continue my search for constructive channels for the tidal wave of energy which accompanies even the slightest modification of my self-destructive habits, I feel the nudge once more to the ______ of Translation. I am terrified of speaking it here because of the strong presence of anti-religion and anti-dream sentiments. It requires the use of politically incorrect words simply because politically correct language has not yet evolved far enough for cohesive expression of a great many phenomenon. My translation theories have, so far, created odd bedfellows in my personal circles. I have witnessed Pagans, Atheists, Christians and Muslims standing in agreement that I need to be hung.
I _____ to _____ for _____ at this crossroads of my life.
Why can't the statistic bangers be right? They promised I would never have to be this old!