Too far

A man called this evening and said he had a really bad headache.  He wanted a massage.  My ad specifically mentions migraines.  Then he wanted to know was the massage from a man or a woman.  Then where am I located.  If I were any closer we would be shopping at the same grocery store. 
 
Too far he said.  I know what the issue was.  Gender.
 
When I was in school I thought that if someone were in pain gender would not be an issue, that it wouldn't matter if the person capable of easing the pain were male, female or wookie from star wars.  I was wrong.

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RaeFx
RaeFx

His loss Dan..If he feels that way he deserves to suffer form migraine pain. Hey..I will volunteer my body and time you wish to give a massage.
daninflorida
daninflorida

Hmmmmm.......now that\'s a welcome task! I\'m flexing my fingers and getting the oil warm for you.
RaeFx
RaeFx

oh yessss..That feels wonderful. Don\'t leave anything out, Dan honey.
deleted_user
deleted_user

Dan if I had been closer I would have paid your prices yesterday to have gotten rid of my migraine but 2 things stopped me-- I was at work YUCK-and on the other side of Florida. Maybe I see I road trip in my crystal ball to your side this summer to meet you... which I think would be so cool-I\'ll keep you posted. Just got setteled into my own little apartment here.
YOU ARE AWESOME DAN....