The Turkey and the Parrot
Martha had a parrot called Brutus, the only problem was that Brutus cussed something awful. Now Martha was having her in-laws over for Thanksgiving, and so she needed to train Brutus quickly not to swear.
Just before her Mother-in-law was due Brutus cussed terribly, so Martha put him in the freezer for 2 minutes to literally cool off. Then she opened the door and took out the parrot along with the turkey.
'And have you learned your lesson about cussing?' Martha asked the parrot.
Brutus the parrot took one look at the dead turkey and said: 'I sure have. But I have one I have a question, "What did the turkey do?"
Luv ya all martha
Just before her Mother-in-law was due Brutus cussed terribly, so Martha put him in the freezer for 2 minutes to literally cool off. Then she opened the door and took out the parrot along with the turkey.
'And have you learned your lesson about cussing?' Martha asked the parrot.
Brutus the parrot took one look at the dead turkey and said: 'I sure have. But I have one I have a question, "What did the turkey do?"
Luv ya all martha
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That\'s a good one, Martha! Reminds me about trying to teach my kids not to do things! LOL!!!! They are 28 years old now, and I\'m still trying to teach them! Luv ya! Karen :)
Thank you Martha you made me laugh today you\'re very special for thinking of other people and trying to make them happy you always bring a smile to my face love you bunches Shirley:))
That certainly brightens our day. Thanks so much for your cheerfulness which we all so desperately need.
LOL Martha. That was a good laugh and I sure appreciate you brightening up people\'s day here. You are special. Thanks XX
They are having a recall on Butterball turkeys.
They forgot to butter the balls !!!!