THE MOST WONDERMUSS TIME OF THE YEAR

Yesterday was much moe better than I's was exspectin it to bee..got logged on to dis computer thingy and well golly... dis here picture show pops up and the stars are my daughter an her kids...I'm like tinkin how  thay make prime time.....?Din my daughter she eggsplains she got one them  web cam thingys...so she can send her old daddy these picture shows... (that's me her daddy)  Yepp.... then she goes an  plugs in a microfone thingy and ya can hear em squeallin and laughin... Mow that  is a Wondermuss thing.....watchin them folks 1,000 miles away laugh and havin a good time... hey even got a fuzzy burdy from my son - law .....Yeppp...see I sent one them little pictures to him and dis little cartoony girl  she like crawls outta ya screen and just screams  bloody friggin murder.... it's  like ... well the ear wax in ya ears will dry up and turn to dust...yepp... reel funny  .... he likes it so he flipps me off....  yepp....nope I aint got one demm webb cam, thingys  Yet... but I'm gonna looky  into it...My daughter she sent me a cell phone....  she says I"m the last person on earth to get one... might be on to something thar.... So she say turn it on... and I push the button nuttin happins...denn she tells me to make shore it's charged up....Wat?...okay junior he come over he plugs dis cell  fone thing in and it says it's chargin...I ask jr..how much.he like wat ya mean dad?I say dat thar phone is chargin .... how much it gonna cost ?He just laughs and tells me to have some egg nogg...aint got no dang egg nogg jr...but hey I got a cell fone that's chargin me...Any  ole who....jr.  him and his wifey done gone an bought me a new coffee pot...It aint not Mr. coffee  eater.... and the filters are like weird....special kind for dis here pot...Jr.'s wifey she says hey grandpa why don't ya make some coffee....welll...okay... so me i  dugg that pot outta dat thar box... plugged it in...put the water in it... but the dang pott is like some kinda of dribble glass water went everywhar... cept in the coffee pot...well jr. he take the pot and gonna show me how it done...  the water it likes  all over...he said gee... dat aint rite... but hey he got ten cups of water in there and turned the dang ting on....30 minutes later  nuttin happin...nope no coffee...So looks like demm folks in China forgot to put the hose thingy in the pot so it can't make no coffee...Well I stuffed the thing back in the box...we all huddled around tis old puter till my daughter had to go...I checked on dinner.... yepp demm pork chops all ready to eaat...baked em with tatoes, and carrots....garlic and seasonin...so tender they just melt in ya mouth...but nope my son's wifey she aint havin no part no pork chop....so me and jr. brother dj....  we eat while jr and his wifey play video games...by that was yummy.... cept the brocolli  got cold .. oh well...jr.'s wifey she takes my old van an goes get demm some store bought pizza in  dee box...me ...i'm  takin a napp.... yeppI'm tired... plum run outta getty up...While I'm tryin to snooze them kids  thay gotta get into it...Dj...he got a mouth like his daddy... he makes a joke... miss holy roller gets all huffy... thay start fussin like to five year olds lol... me I just grinn... aint life grand...  So I go back to my snoozin...and after it was all said and done...I LIKED IT.... YEPP...sure wish my oldest daughter could of called... or visited via puter...but hey... She know dad loves her...Some times just knowin has to be Enuff....