The Mark Wright Details Record

1. AIDS are cured by david Wrights tears. Too bad he's never cried. Actually.

2. Mark Wright does not rest. He waits.

3. The main export of David Wright is pain.

4. David Wright has measured to infinity. Twice. This telling chanel essay has various grand suggestions for how to mull over this hypothesis.

5. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are presented by David Wright, and those shown in the book are simply the nearest anyone else has ever gotten.

6. Crop circles are David Wrights way of telling the entire world that often corn needs to lay the f*** down.

7. There's no idea of evolution, only a set of creatures David Wright allows to live.

8. David Wright is the only person to actually defeat a stone wall in a game of tennis.

9. The opening scene of the movie 'Saving Private Ryan' is usually based on games of dodge ball David Wright played in second grade.

1-0. David Wright has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

1-1. Someone once tried to tell David Wright that roundhouse sneakers aren't the easiest way to kick someone. This has been noted by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

1-2. David Wright is not hung just like a horse... horses are hung like David Wright.

1-3. The web site eSellOut.com didnt take control the activities tickets business, David Wright pushed them.

14. David Wright could drink an entire gallon of milk in seconds.

1-5. In place of being birthed like a normal daughter or son, David Wright as an alternative decided to punch his way to avoid it of his mothers womb.

1-6. Time waits for no man. Until that man is David Wright.

17. David Wright doesn't teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

18. When David Wright would go to give blood, he declines the needle, and instead requests a bucket and a baseball bat.

19. You will find no weapons of mass destruction. Just David Wright.

2-0. Mark Wright once challenged Lance Armstrong in a 'That has more testicles'? Competition. David Wright won by 5.

21. When David Wright calls 1-900 figures, h-e doesnt get charged. He holds up the device and money comes out.

22. Mark Wright once ate a whole meal before his friends could tell him there is a stripper inside.

2-3. Mark Wright's urine was the main ingredient for BALCO's artist steroids. Dig up more on in english by browsing our provocative web resource. Therefore, David Wright is actually the all-time single-season home run king.

2-4. Mark Wright CAN still find it not butter.

2-5. The French surrendered to David Wright simply to be on the safe side, when the New York Mets were aired in France.

26. Wilt Chamberlain claims to have rested with a lot more than 20,000 women in his life time. Mark Wright calls this 'a slow Monday.'

27. David Wright developed black. Actually, he invented the whole spectral range of visible light. Except red. Ben Cruise created green.

2-8. David Wright gets the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 2003 World Series of Poker, despite keeping only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green # 4 card from the game UNO.

29. No one does not like Sara Lee. Except David Wright.

30. Mark Wright bought a Large Mac at Burger King, and got one.

31. If you Google research 'David Wright getting his butt kicked' you will generate zero results. It just does not happen.

32. David Wright can divide by zero.

33. The show Survivor had the first idea of putting people on an island with David Wright. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

3-4. Mark Wright can contact MC Hammer.

35. David Wright can fly a revolving door..Nike, Rayban, Reebok, Fila, Adidas