The Lazy Me Stress Dysorder...LMSD

When I look around the house...things are in disarray.My back is achin already...and I haven't done anything today...........................The dishes pile up in the sink...the floor it needs a moppin...I see dust on the furniture... I reall need to get a hoppin.........................Where oh where has my getty up gone...I didn't stop to smell the Daisy's...My mind is reelin from this mess...Gosh danit I guess I'm Lazy.................................Oh where are my manners...when I have guest...I never offered to fix a drink...and when they left... I wonder to myself , gosh I seem so Lazy........................The leaves need a rakin...and grass needs mowed....sun need to shine ...instead it snowed.........................I'm all alone as ... as each day pass...I don't reach out..Am I to lazy to ask......................From time to time...I'm angry at myself...I  can't figure out...Why I'm an Lazy old Elf......................Deep down in my heart...I know without doubt...why I put off things...and  leave stuff layin about....................I've gotten way older ...than the years that I've grown...There's a lot of problems...that don't leave me alone.................Those Ritis boys are kickin my can...there's Osker and Rummy ...with Arthur makes three...it's more than I can stand...................So at time I feel angry...for the Lazy I bee...but I got plenty ...of  excuses ya see........most folks say ya lazy...they don't really know...how hard it can be too..just sweep a floo.................or dance with a mopp...or bend and stooop...too clean out the toliet...so it don't smell like pooop...........So now I'm a thinkin...ya smell any smoke...being Lazy is one thing...gettin old aint no Joke....................So don't beat ya self up...cause ya think ya got Lazy..maybe ya just got old...Yepp that sounds plum Crazy...  best wishes..  always russ