The Lie

Good Morning.  I just had to share this with yall...  Too Funny... LOL 
The Lie: I returned home a day early from a business trip.It's after midnight.
While en route home I ask the cabby if he would be aWitness. I suspected my wife is having an affair and want to catch her inThe act.
For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the cabby and ITip toe into the bedroom. I switched on the lights, yank the blanket backAnd there is my wife in bed with another man! Irate I put a gun to the nakedman's head.
My wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inheritedMoney. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.. HE paid for our new cabinCruiser. HE paid for your Patriots and Red Sox season tickets. HE paid forOur house at the lake. HE paid for your motorcycle. HE paid for our countryClub membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking my head from Side-to-side, I lowered the gun, look over at the cabby and say, 'What would You do? The cabby replies,
"I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he Catches a cold."