The Inquiring Mind

I'd like to know...How do ya tune a fish...smoke a salmon...Why dont'  brown cows give chocolate milk..Do Gravity Suck...Are bed bugs deaf...how dumb is a door nail...why we call em cowboys when they ride horses...which part of no is so hard to understand...have you ever seen a horse fly..seen a flea circus...have you ever seen a barn Dance...how square is Pie..why is it called a hamburger... when it's made outta beef..is a pickle a vegetable...ever seen a car pool...seen it rain on a sunny day...rain cats, and dogs..did you ever hear a shoe horn..so you think this is corny eh..well so to I... laters russ

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Oh Russ you got me chuckling! Have a great weekend.
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That\'s very cute made me giggle inside as i\'m having a shitty day!!