The cat.

  O.K. so there I was on a Saturday afternoon, minding my own business.  I had done my errands and my housework and thought I would just relax and watch a stupid Saturday horror movie on the boob tube.  Nothing that might make me think, just a good afternoon for a silly "B" type of horror movie.  I am laying down on the couch kinda dozing when in comes this kitty, preceeds to jump up onto my chest and start padding around for a nap on my belly.  I couldn't believe the audacity oif this little kitty!  But it had a tag and seemed clean so I said hi and proceeded to watch my silly movie.  After about 15 minutes of napping it started head butting me and meowing at me to come pet and scratch it.  O.K. so I played with it a bit, my door was open it could leave anytime it wanted to.  This went on all afternoon until suppertime when he annouced rather loudly that it wanted to be fed as well.  So I opened a can of Tuna and spread it on a plate and gave him a bowl of water.  He hung out with me all afternoon.  As the sun was setting I decided to call the owner and see if they were missing one audacious kitty.  The owner, a young lady said yes Yager had escaped and she was giving up hope on ever seeing him again.  He was only about 9 months old and an indoor cat.  She came over and listened to my story of being bossed around by this little bundle of joy.  She could not believe my stories of the kitty sitting on my head and giving me love nips!!!!  Or the fact that my door was wide open for the entire time of his visit.  I asked her is she could see the "S" that must appear on my forehead.  She thought I was serious until I told her there is an invisable "S" for sucker up there and every animals seems to know it.  Remember, in Texas, if there is a dog in the street the drivers try to hit it for sport.  This little bundle of fur reminded me that there is a God in heaven.  Who else could of made such a brave kitty????? E