THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER Summer Classes for Men  SUBJECT COMPLEXITY REQYURES THAT CLASS SIZES BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS Class 1     How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.  I have visions of a sink full of filled ice cube trays.... surely the instructor will tell them they have to be put in the freezer after filling...   Class 2     The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? How to change the toilet paper roll.  Slide Presentation...  Hands On Practice   Class 3     Is It Possible To Urinate and not get it all over the seat, floor, and walls? Group Practice. This is not an opportunity for you to practice your penismanship...   Class 4     Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor           Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.  Advanced Classes Available  Laundry:  Washing, Drying and Putting Away      Sorting clothes for washing.      Washing Clothes     Selecting the correct wash cycle.  How to turn on the washer.      Selecting the desired dryer cycle.  How to turn on the dryer.     Folding and putting away the clothing.     Yall this would be funny but when I had to be hospitalized Richard's son Michael showed him how...    These classes are generally for the husband who is really trying to get back into his wife's good graces... perhaps even to get back in the house...     Due to the numerous request by your wives Class 5 will have two parts.   Class 5  Part A Dishes   .     Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?   If not how are you supposed to get       them to the kitchen.      Examples on Video. Class 5  Part B Dishes     The Basics of Washing, Drying, and Putting Away.  Class  6     Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking Instead of Turning The House Upside     Down While Screaming. Oh my does Richard need that one...  Class  7 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.  Using a Recipe, read directions on the box... Step by step instruction manual and supervised practice.    Sign him up for extra classes if you feel your husband would benefit.  Tutoring available.   Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.   MEN DO NOT DISPAIR.  UPON COMPLETION OF THESE CLASSES YOU WILL HAVE SKILLS AND KNOWLEDGE THAT MANY OF YOUR CONTEMPORARIES WILL NEVER GAIN.  YOU WILL TRULY BE TALENTED AND GIFTED.        <>What I am thankful for...   I am thankful that I am a living being...  I feel much and I am not ashamed..  I cry, I smile, I laugh,  I love... I am alive... What I Did Right Today I worked on loving myself....  I rejoiced in that I have something in common with many famous people... Hey... some of them I have heard of...  *Smile*  Famous People with Bipolar Disorder   Much of this list was obtained from the Internet. Actors & Actresses Ned Beatty Maurice Bernard, soap opera Jeremy Brett Jim Carey Lisa Nicole Carson Rosemary Clooney, singer Lindsay Crosby Eric Douglas Robert Downey Jr. Patty Duke Carrie Fisher Connie Francis, singer and actress Shecky Greene, comedian Linda Hamilton Moss Hart, actor, director, playright Mariette Hartley Margot Kidder Vivien Leigh Kevin McDonald, comedian Kristy McNichols Burgess Meredith, actor, director Spike Milligan, actor, writer Spike Mulligan, comic actor and writer Nicola Pagett Ben Stiller, actor, director, writer David Strickland Lili Taylor Tracy Ullman Jean-Claude Van Damme Robin Williams Jonathon Winters, comedian Artists Alvin Alley, dancer, choreogapher Ludwig Von Beethoven Tim Burton, artist, director Francis Ford Coppola, director George Fredrick Handel, composer Bill Lichtenstein, producer Joshua Logan, broadway director, producer Vincent Van Gogh, painter Gustav Mahier, composer Francesco Scavullo, artist, photographer Robert Schumann, composer Don Simpson, movie producer Norman Wexler, screenwriter, playwright Entrepreneurs Robert Campeau Pierre Peladeau Heinz C. Prechter Ted Turner, media giant Financiers John Mulheren Murray Pezim Miscellaneous Buzz Aldrin, astronaut Clifford Beers, humanitarian Garnet Coleman, legislator (Texas) Larry Flynt, publisher and activist Kit Gingrich, Newt's mom Phil Graham, owner of Washington Post Peter Gregg, team owner and manager, race car driver Susan Panico (Susan Dime-Meenan), business executive Sol Wachtier, former New York State Chief Judge Musicians Ludwig van Beethoven, composer Alohe Jean Burke, musician, vocalist Rosemary Clooney, singer DMX Earl Simmons, rapper and actor Ray Davies Lenny Dee Gaetano Donizetti, opera singer Peter Gabriel Jimi Hendrix Kristen Hersh (Throwing Muses) Phyllis Hyman Jack Irons Daniel Johnston Otto Klemperer, musician, conductor Oscar Levant, pianist, composer, television Phil Ochs, musician, political activist, poet John Ogden, composer, musician Jaco Pastorius Charley Pride Mac Rebennack (Dr. John) Jeannie C. Riley Alys Robi, vocalist in Canada Axl Rose Nick Traina Del Shannon Phil Spector, musician and producer Sting, Gordon Sumner, musician, composer Tom Waits, musician, composer Brian Wilson, musician, composer, arranger Townes Van Zandt, musician, composer Poets John Berryman C.E. Chaffin, writer, poet Hart Crane Randall Jarrell Jane Kenyon Robert Lowell Sylvia Plath Robert Schumann Delmore Schwartz Political Robert Boorstin, special assistant to President Clinton L. Brent Bozell, political scientist, attorney, writer Bob Bullock, ex secretary of state, state comptroller and lieutenant governer  Winston Churchill Kitty Dukasis, former First Lady of Massachusetts Thomas Eagleton, lawyer, former U.S. Senator Lynne Rivers, U.S. Congress Theodore Roosevelt, President of the United States Scholars John Strugnell, biblical scholar Scientists Karl Paul Link, chemist Dimitri Mihalas Sports Shelley Beattie, bodybuilding, sailing John Daly, golf Muffin Spencer-Devlin, pro golf Ilie Nastase, tennis Jimmy Piersail, baseball player, Boston Red Sox, sports announcer Barret Robbins, football Wyatt Sexton, football Alonzo Spellman, football Darryl Strawberry, baseball Dimitrius Underwood, football Luther Wright, basketball Bert Yancey, athlete TV & Radio Dick Cavett Jay Marvin, radio, writer Jane Pauley Writers Louis Althusser, philosopher, writer Honors de Balzac Art Buchwald, writer, humorist Neal Cassady Patricia Cornwell Margot  Early Kaye Gibbons Johann Goethe Graham Greene Abbie Hoffman, writer, political activist Kay Redfield Jamison, writer, psychologist Peter Nolan Lawrence Frances Lear, writer, editor, women's rights activist Rika Lesser, writer, translator Kate Millet Robert Munsch Margo Orum Edgar Allen Poe Theodore Roethke Lori Schiller, writer, educator Frances Sherwood Scott Simmie, writer, journalist August Strindberg Mark Twain Joseph Vasquez, writer, movie director Mark Vonnegut, doctor, writer Sol Wachtler, writer, judge Mary Jane Ward Virginia Woolf    <>