TGIT 10/02/2014
Thursday! Long...ass...week! Man I'll be happy to sleep in tomorrow! So I got my new chair yesterday...yeah! Nice job Macys! I had everything ready to go so the delivery guys were in and out quickly!
Yesterday I was soooo grossed out! I put chicken in the oven and something didn't smell right. It smelled like a burning bug...it was! One of those disgusting f**king stink bugs managed to get into my oven and the f**king thing got fried! The smell was so gross! I threw everything out, opened all the windows and cleaned my oven from top to bottom! God I hate those disgusting f**kers! They are everywhere! I must have killed 20 of them yesterday! I ended up eating cereal once the smell went away and my stomach stopped turning! UGH!
My allergies are terrible this morning! I took every allergy med I could but they are still annoying! This time of year is just on big bag of shit I swear! Whatever.
My stupid forearm still hurts so I'm not going to lift until Saturday. Hopefully it feels better by then. Why is exercise one step forward and two steps back???
Then we have The Stupid Bird! I swear he has finally lost his mind. Some 25 year old druggy chick keeps bumming money off him and now he wants to ask her on a date.....WHAT! Come on man! I know you are a desperate mid-life goofball but really dude? Hell just go downtown and pick up a nice crack addict! Dude. He won't be happy until he completely ruins his life! BIRD!!!
Anywho, Starbucks is calling and H needs TGIT donuts sooooooooooo hasta la vista!
Yesterday I was soooo grossed out! I put chicken in the oven and something didn't smell right. It smelled like a burning bug...it was! One of those disgusting f**king stink bugs managed to get into my oven and the f**king thing got fried! The smell was so gross! I threw everything out, opened all the windows and cleaned my oven from top to bottom! God I hate those disgusting f**kers! They are everywhere! I must have killed 20 of them yesterday! I ended up eating cereal once the smell went away and my stomach stopped turning! UGH!
My allergies are terrible this morning! I took every allergy med I could but they are still annoying! This time of year is just on big bag of shit I swear! Whatever.
My stupid forearm still hurts so I'm not going to lift until Saturday. Hopefully it feels better by then. Why is exercise one step forward and two steps back???
Then we have The Stupid Bird! I swear he has finally lost his mind. Some 25 year old druggy chick keeps bumming money off him and now he wants to ask her on a date.....WHAT! Come on man! I know you are a desperate mid-life goofball but really dude? Hell just go downtown and pick up a nice crack addict! Dude. He won't be happy until he completely ruins his life! BIRD!!!
Anywho, Starbucks is calling and H needs TGIT donuts sooooooooooo hasta la vista!
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Never heard of a stink bug before so I just read up on them. Gross enough to have large bugs in your house but they stink when you kill them too! Gross! I feel bad for you. Sounds like you might need to get an exterminator in. Sorry for the loss of your chicken.