teachers only show up, to pick up checks. : I

Funny but real newspaper ads.
Illiterate ? Write today for free help.
Auto repair service. Free pick up and delivery. Try us once, and you'll never go anywhere again.
Used cars: Why go elsewhere and be cheated ? Come here first.
Man, honest. Will take anything.
Now is your chance to get your ears pierced and get on extra pair to take home, too
We do not tear your clothing by machinery. We do it by hand.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00
Christmas tag - sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to find person
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
Wanted man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
And now, the Superstore- unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
Welcome to US school's.