tabloid horoscopes as my religion
Friday, at walmart, to write down my horoscopes from three tabloids, that fit in with my life, though maybe a week late concerning events in my life:
"life doesnt always hand out what you want, but you're a master at making the most of what you get---so, stop sulking about your disappointments and move on."
"you're a great conversationalist and your communication skills will come in handy when you attend a special social event."
"it may be time to sever a tie that's no longer desirerable."
As someone whose dad went to bars every saturday, from noon to three in the morning, and then to church every sunday ("that's what confession is for!"), tabloid horoscopes make more sense to me, as a religion, than any respectable church
"life doesnt always hand out what you want, but you're a master at making the most of what you get---so, stop sulking about your disappointments and move on."
"you're a great conversationalist and your communication skills will come in handy when you attend a special social event."
"it may be time to sever a tie that's no longer desirerable."
As someone whose dad went to bars every saturday, from noon to three in the morning, and then to church every sunday ("that's what confession is for!"), tabloid horoscopes make more sense to me, as a religion, than any respectable church
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We\'ll Mike those sure do seem to fit! I read our horoscopes every day in the paper and am amazed at how often they fit what is going on in my life! Sometimes I read both mine and Rich\'s and ask him which is which. He always gets it. Also Tarus and Virgo are supposed to be a perfect match! Could that be why we have been happily married for 31 years?
wow...31 years---that is fantastic!
I\'m a sagitarius, with # horoscopes describing such a person as hating to be tied down, by anything...which, along with my dsyfunctional, might be the reason i hated being stuck in my home town for decades, along with the lack of meaningful relationships in my life.
We\'ll there ya GO! I am hoping you can be open to reaching out to others in your new town. Sure it risks being disappointed...... But there may be better potential friendships lurking close by. Your not so great \"frenemy\" could use some competition.
I am no competition to my \"frenemy\", who, to his credit, did try to hook me up, days ago, to the woman I wrote about...but i\'m too broke, and worried about my cat....excuses.
I might as well have a button made, for me to wear, for the tenants in my building, \"ask me how my cat is using the litterbox\"...today to again shove some hairball med into his mouth, to help him with that:)