Some where between hear and dare...
I fell off my rocker... it really isn't fair..and I was just wondering..as I'm flyin thru the air..this sudden stop gonna hurt...I know what I'm exspectin...just seem to me for all I'm worth...I'm still here reflectin..No matter how fast...no matter how far....every time i fall off my rocker...it's gonna leave a scar...so hear I is a fallin..to whine I just don't dare...but I still be a wonderin why that dog chewed up my under wear.......Dancin in the livin rool..scootin down the hall...get outta of the way ya dog..ya gonna make me fall...rollin in the kitchen bangin on some pans..this weathers kickin my old tail....more than I can stand...reflectin on the future...cryin about the past...dang that old floor is..comin up reall fast...so hear I am a fallin..to whine I just don't dare...but I'm still a wonderin...why that dog chewed up my underwear.....!!!.......dang doggie... looky at this... oh gosh darn ... ya got my pants too... don't ya get enuff fiber in ya diet....???Hey are you chewin grass again.. oh golly dang... ewwweeeeeeeeeee..... that just aint rite....Why ya lookin at me like dat...rollin them big brown eyes... waggin ya stubby wittle butt...Yeah I love ya doggy.. dang nabit... Stop that... hehehehehe ... I aint lickable... I said quit it doggie... OUCH... ya bite me..dang.. ...... come mere.. hey... where ya go...giveme them back doggy... oh darn...nutter pair of airconditioned undies...jeesh.......
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Hey doggy where everybody go.....? Jeesh quiet in here huh?