SO WHAT'S YOUR FORMULA, GZUS?

WELL, MY FORMULA FOR FIGURING OUT AN EDUCATED GUESS OF WHEN THE RAPTURE COULD BE HAS BEEN EVOLVING OVER TIME.  HERE'S MY STORY OF HOW I CAME UP WITH THE DAY THAT NO ONE KNOWS ACCORDING TO THE WORD OF SEPTEMBER 28TH OF 2011.
 
 
SO CONSIDERING NO ONE KNOWS, IT'S REALLY POINTLESS TO READ ANY OF THIS AND I'M REALLY JUST DOING THIS FOR MY OWN PERSONAL ENTERTAINMENT.  IT'S LIKE THROWING A BUNCH OF SHIT ON THE WALL AND SEEING IF ANY OF IT STICKS, AND STICKS IN THE RIGHT PLACE TO BUILD A WORK OF ART USING A CRAZY PERSONS THOUGHTS.LOL.  FOR ME, IT'S JUST LIKE PLAYING THE LOTTERY, OR BETTING ON A POINT SPREAD OF TWO TEAMS THAT ARE GOING TO PLAY EACH OTHER IN THE FUTURE, ONLY THIS OVER/UNDER IS ON THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH WHICH IN ITSELF IS A GAMBLE AS TO WHETHER THAT CONCEPT WILL EVER TAKE PLACE ON THIS EARTH IN THE FIRST PLACE.  I THINK IT WILL BUT THERE ARE ALSO TENS OF THOUSANDS OF CHRISTIANS WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN THE RAPTURE, OR AT LEAST IT WON'T BE IN OUR LIFETIMES, BUT I CERTAINLY BELIEVE DIFFERENT, AND NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT MAY BE TO YOU OR ANYONE ELSE, REALLY DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.  SO HERE IT GOES.......
 
 
 
 
WELL, MY FORMULA REALLY BEGAN TO TAKE SHAPE ON THE FIRST DAY OF 2004.  THIS IS WHEN SOMTHING IN MY BRAIN SNAPPED, AND MY WORLD BEGAN TO TAKE A  NOSE DIVE FOR A FULL 3 AND A HALF YEARS OF THE MOST TRYING TIMES IN MY LIFE.  THIS WAS A 3.5 YEAR PERIOD OF LOSING EVERYTHING I HAD AND MY ENTIRE WORLD TURNING UPSIDE DOWN TO WHERE I WAS DUMPED ON MY FACE AND BOUNCED OFF THE PAVEMENT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN AS MY WORLD CRASHED AROUND ME.  I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET IN TO IT, BUT IT WAS A TIME OF GETTING DIVORCED, LOSING CUSTODY OF MY SON, GOING TO JAIL A COUPLE TIMES, LOSING MY GREAT PAYING CAREER, LOSING MY HOUSE LOSING ALL MY FRIENDS, AND LOSING MY SANITY WITH THE FINDINGS OF ME BEING BIPOLAR. YEAH, IT WAS A PRETTY FUCKED UP TIME IN MY LIFE THAT I BARELY SURVIVED AND CONTEMPLATED TAKING MY LIFE ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS, BUT I BOUGHT MY DREAM CAR (WHICH I ALSO JUST LOST RECENTLY.LOL), AND FOUGHT TO SURVIVE INSTEAD OF JUST GIVING IT ALL UP AND CALLING IN THE END OF MY LIFE.
 
 
THINGS ALL BEGAN TO CHANGE FOR ME WHEN I MET A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN AT THE FRONT DOOR OF HER APARTMENT COMPLEX THAT WAS 5 MILES FROM MY HOUSE THAT I WAS GOING TO LOSE IN A FEW MONTHS AS THE DIVORCE BECAME FINALIZED.  I FELL HEAD OVER HILLS IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN, AND ON JULY 2, OF 2007, WE GOT MARRIED AND OFFICIALLY ENDED THE TIME OF 2004, 2005, 2006, AND EXACTLY TO THE DAY HALF WAY INTO 2007.  YEP, THAT'S EXACTLY 3.5 YEARS OF HELL THAT WAS INSTANTLY ABOUT TO CHANGE WITH MY MARRIAGE TO THIS INCREDIBLE WOMAN.  OK, NOW THIS IS WHERE IT GETS A LITTLE CRAZY AND VERY NARCISSISTIC EVEN FOR ME.LOL.  OK, SO THE REVELATION STORY IS ABOUT THE ANTICHRIST COMING TO POWER AND THEN DOING MANY WONDERFUL THINGS IN THE WORLD FOR 3.5 YEARS AFTER SIGNING A PEACE TREATY WITH ISREAL, AND THEN THE NEXT 3.5 YEARS OF THE 7 YEAR TREATY, HE BRINGS ABOUT ABSOLUTE TERROR TO THE WORLD IN HIS REIGN OF BEING WORSHIPPED AS THE BEAST OF THIS WORLD.  WELL, FOR ME, IT WAS THE OPPOSITE, GOING THROUGH 3.5 TERRIBLE YEARS, AND THEN THE NEXT 3.5 YEARS OF ABSOLUTE HAPPINESS AND BLESSING WHICH WOULD THEN LEAD ME TO FIGURE OUT A SENERIO OF WHEN THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH COULD BE.  OK, SO ANYONE DOING THE MATH OUT THERE, 2004 + 7 + 2011.  THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTS.  LIFE IS A CYCLE OF 7 YEAR PERIODS, EVEN CALLED THE 7 YEAR ITCH AT TIMES.  7 IS A VERY IMPORTANT NUMBER IN THE BIBLE, AND TO GOD.  FROM 7 DAYS TO 7 YEARS TO 7000 YEARS, IT'S VERY RELAVENT TO THE MIND AND PROCESS OF GOD PROVEN HUNDREDS OF TIMES THROUGHOUT SCRIPTURE AND EVENTS THAT HAPPEN IN THE WORLD.  SO I STARTED AT THE DATE OF JAN 1ST OF 2011, AND IT SLOWLY EVOLVED FROM THERE AS I GOT MORE INFO FROM THE WORLD THAT I OBERSERVED, TEACHING I HEARD, AND PERSONAL THOUGHTS BESTOWED UPON ME FROM THE HOLY SPIRIT WITHIN ME.  IT THEN MOVED TO JUNE WHEN I CORRALATED A FORMULA FROM MY DAD'S DEATH, THE ATTACKS OF 9/11, AND THEN JUNE OF 2011 IN A SUCCESSION OF JUST UNDER 10 YEARS APART.  THEN I WENT TO CHURCH ONE NIGHT, AND MY PASTOR TAUGHT A LESSON I HAVE HEARD HIM TEACH BEFORE IN MY YOUTH, ONLY THIS TIME, IT REALLY HIT HOME TO MY THEORIES ON WHEN THE RAPTURE COULD BE.  YOU SEE, CHRIST FORFILLED THE THINGS IN HIS LIFE ACCORDING TO THE 7 FEASTS OF THE JEWISH FAITH.  AND I AM IN NO WAY AN EXPERT OF THE JEWISH FAITH, SO THIS WILL SOUND A BIT IGNORANT WITH THE EXACT WORDING, BUT TO SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS JEWISH CULTURE, IT WILL MAKE PERFECT SENSE.  HERE IS A LINK THAT FULLY EXPLAINS IT. http://www.bibletrek.com/filecabinet/jesus_fulfills_jewish_festivals.pdf
BUT IN SHORT, JESUS DIES ON PENTECOST, BURRIED ON THE DAY OF UNLEVENED BREAD, AND RAISES FROM THE DEAD ON THE DAY OF FIRST FRUITS.
 
WELL, IT'S THE FESTIVAL OF TRUMPETS THAT INTRIGUES ME THE MOST BECAUSE IT SAYS IN THESSOLONIANS 4 THAT A TRUMPET WILL SOUND AND CHRISTIANS DEAD AND ALIVE(THE BRIDE OF CHRIST) WILL BE CAUGHT UP IN THE RAPTURE TO ESCAPE THE COMING 7 YEAR JUDGEMENT OF GOD DURING THE REIGN OF THE ANTICHRIST.  SO GOD LIKES TO FORFILL EVENTS ON THIS EARTH ACCORDING TO THE FESTIVALS OF THE JEWISH CALENDAR, SO I FULLY EXPECT THAT NO MATTER WHAT YEAR IT HAPPENS ON, THAT THE RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN ON ROSH HASHANAH WHICH IS KNOWN AS THE FESTIVAL OF TRUMPETS WHICH CELEBRATES THE JEWISH NEW YEAR.  OK, NOW JEWISH FESTIVALS START AT SUNSET OF THE DAY BEFORE THE CALENDAR ACTUALLY SAYS IT STARTS.  FOR EXAMPLE PASSOVER THIS YEAR IS APRIL 9TH, BUT IT ACTUALLY STARTS IN ISREAL AT SUNSET OF APRIL 8TH.  SO ROSH HASHANAH IS ON SEPTEMBER 29TH OF 2011, BUT WILL OFFICIALLY START AND THE CEREMONIAL TRUMPET WILL SOUND AT SUNDOWN OF THE 28TH OF SEPTEMBER.  OK, SO WITH GOD, EVERY THING REVOLVES AROUND ISRAEL AND THE JEWISH CALENDAR.  SO DURING SEPTEMBER ISRAEL WILL BE 9 HOURS AHEAD OF PACIFIC TIME AND 6 HOURS AHEAD OF EASTERN TIME HERE IN THE UNITED STATES, SO LET'S ASSUME THAT SUNSET IN ISREAL DURING THIS TIME OF YEAR IS AROUND THE BALL PARK OF 6PM.  SO ROSH HASHANAH WOULD BEGIN AT 6PM IN ISRAELWHICH CORRALATES TO NOON IN NEW YORK, AND 9AM IN CALIFORNIA AND WHERE I AM IN ARIZONA.  SO FROM THIS FORMULA, I AM FULLY EXPECTING FOR THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH TO BE AT AROUND 9AM ON SEPTEMBER 28 OF 2011. 
 
 
NOW THE ENTIRE WORLD IS EXPECTING A MAJOR CHANGE ON THE EARTH IN 2012.  EVERY THING FROM PREDICTIONS FROM NOSTRADOMUS TO HOLLYWOOD MOVIES TO DECEMBER 21ST OF 2012 BEING THE END OF THE OLD MAYAN CALENDAR, SO I'M FULLY EXPECTING GOD TO COME LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT AND BEAT THE MINDS OF THE SECULAR WORLD TO THE PUNCH BECAUSE MOST OF MANKIND THAT IS PAYING ATTENTION IS EXPECTING THE COMING 7 YEAR PERIOD OF THE APOCOLYPES TO BEGIN SOMETIME BEFORE THE END OF 2012.  SO I THINK THIS IS WHY HE SAYS NO ONE WILL KNOW THE DAY OR THE HOUR BECAUSE PEOPLE FOLLOW THE HERD OF POPULAR THOUGHT AND LOOK FOR EVERY OTHER REASON FOR IT TO BE ANOTHER TIME THAN WHAT IT WILL ACTUALLY BE.  YOU SEE, ME, I'VE NEVER FOLLOWED THE HURD, BUT LISTEN TO MY OWN HEART, AND THE WORDS THAT GOD SPEAKS TO MY SPIRIT.  SO THIS IS MY GUESS, AND I'M STICKING TO IT.  I COULD BE WRONG, HELL, MAYBE IT COULD BE AT ROSH HASHANAH OF 2012 WHICH WOULD BE RIGHT BEFORE THE END OF THE MAYAN CALENDAR, BUT I THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO READY AT ANYTIME DURING 2012, SO THE THIEF WOULD BE WISE TO COME BEFORE THE OWNERS OF THE HOUSE WERE READY...DON'T CHA THING.  NOT TO MENTION, I WOULD ALSO FIND IT PRETTY AMUSING IF IT HAPPENED DURING 9/11.(SEP,2011)  KIND OF LIKE 9/11 WAS A WARNING TO AMERICA THAT SHIT WAS GOING DOWN, WITH THE NEXT MAJOR WORLD EVENT BEING A MESSAGE TO THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN WHEN THE WORLD OBSERVES ON CNN THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH WHICH WOULD INTAIL THE INSTANT DISAPEARANCE OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ALL AT THE TWINKLING OF AN EYE.  JUST PILES OF CLOTHES, AND PLANES CRASHING, AND CARS AND BUSES SUDDELY CRASHING BECAUSE THEY WERE INSTANTLY UNMANNED BY A BELIEVER IN CHRIST IN THIS WORLD.  THEN THE ANTICHRIST WOULD BE FREE TO TAKE POWER AND BRING ABOUT A UNIVERSAL CURRENCY TO WHERE HE COULD DEMAND THAT THE ENTIRE WORLD WOULD TAKE THE MARK OF THE BEAST IN ORDER TO BUY OR SELL ANYTHING, OR PERHAPS GET UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE.  HMMM, YOU JUST NEVER KNOW HOW ALL THESE WORLD EVENTS ARE JUST LINING UP LIKE DOMINOES WITH THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH BEING THE MAGIC FINGER THAT TIPS THE FIRST DOMINOE INTO THE NEXT FOR A PERFECT FINISH PREDICTED PERFECTLY IN THE PAGES OF REVELATION.
 
 
 
SO THAT'S MY MIND NUMBING FORMULA, AND I'M STICKING TO IT....BUT OF COURSE, NOT MY WILL BUT THY WILL BE DONE.HEHE.