So it is 2011...big deal!!!!!!!

I cannot believe that it January 7th ,2011 and that I am still here. Not that I had any desire to be some other place (liar that I am). No I am happy...face is beginning to crack..., no really I am. What a load of crap
  Usually I am a reasonable individual, I am the type of guy that never allows things to get him down. I usually can cope with whatever crap is thrown at me , and then some. Of late I have found myself becoming another grumpy old man; the terrible thing is that I have no reason to be or feel that way.
 True, I did not work most of 2010. True, the bank balance is getting low. True, I have put a tonne of weight on... bloody meds. Trust me I could easily bore you with a a litany of things that have gone wrong for me during 2010 I guess that I will just have to shake myself out of this period of gloom and attempt to catch a sunbeam in a jar. Yeah right, as if that is going to happen. No what I have to do and what I would like to do are to vastly different things. What I should do is more exercise and eat better. And then there is what I would like to do. What I would like to do is run away and hide from all and sundry. The other side to the 'what I would like to do' syndrome is go back to Italy. I can just see myself hidden away in the Eternal City, living in a nice roof top apartment with a garden , over looking the Forum. See there is the Peter Pan in me or others would say more like the Tinkerbell syndrome
  I guess it is this bloody weather the is giving me a large dose of the 'shittes'. Rain and bloody humidity are not a good combination for beach going weather; then there is the endless wind, gale force at times. Guess I should be grateful for the terrible weather conditions, I am not in shape for the beach. I would be a little afraid that WWWF may just mistake me for a stranded whale and attempt to roll me back into the ocean.No, I think the beach is not the place for me this season; then again it may have its advantages, there just may be a young chubby chaser lurking on the beach...sure girlfriend in your dreams!
   I do not expect things will undergo a radical change too soon. I will however endeavor to keep myself on the straight and narrow by reading more of the delightful Jane Austen. Yes, I am going through a Jane Austen period. Don't laugh, Miss Austen is a super 19th Century well mannered 'Bitch of the first water'. Then if I get sick of her novels, there are always the movies, and my friends there are some fine looking men in them.
  There I have made myself feel better, just by bashing on the keyboard. It is 1.02 am Friday morning Sydney time and it is time that I went cyber trolling.
   Love and Respect to one and all. Happy New Year; better late than never ...ciao