So here it comes kidz!! My daily rant!!

By the end of work today I was wicked hungry!...I didn't even have time to take a lunch break because of so much junk going on at work.....So as I'm driving home past McDonald's I say to myself.. "Hmmm??...Do I make a 360 degree spin with the car going 47 miles per hour in the middle of rush hour traffic with the risk of hitting a school bus full of kids that results in a fiery crash and makes national news?.. Then the thought of having to live with the guilt for the rest of my life just because I wanted a #1 Big Mac value meal off of their marqued drive thru menu???!!..."Make that Super Sized Please!!" :)
Thank God, I thought better of the idea, it would be too much for me to bear...Then it came to me!!! I have an unopened 4 pack box of microwaveable cheese burgers in the freezer at home that I purchased from Walmart's back in November of 2015..Now have you know at this point my appetite is on full throttle driving home while I'm having fantasy's of tearing the box open, frantically ripping the hamburgers out of their little frost bitten plastic wrappers, and slapping them on a paper plate in the Microwave....So Wala!!..Dinner is served!!
...Well so much for the best laid plans of mice and men!!
Anyways...I get home from work and our new "Buddha Monk" roommate all ready has dinner prepared for "all of us" ready to be served when we walk in the door..And I appreciate his kindness, but he didn't even give us a heads up or even ask us? So I walk in the door and get popped in the puss with something called...What did he call it?? I think it was called something like?... "Muscle soup" ?? (I'm thinking they were probably peeled off the bottom of some Indian cargo ship heading towards America) And let's not forget his mention of Asian Carp he had thrown into the broth!!!....And the fuck topper!! A side order of some sort of rice concoction that I still can't figure out what the hell it was?????...It kind of looked like ant larva...
So me being me I say in a patronizing courtesy "Sure!, I'll try a little bowl!"... As I choked it down with a fake smile....
Now believe me good people!!, I've never tasted anything ever scooped out of a septic tank or a Porta-Potty (It's really not something that's in my bucket list..lol)...But I have a feeling this just took second place!!!.....
I have to go for now... -J
PS: The box of microwave hamburgers I bought back in November 2015??? They're now in the glove compartment of my car.....Eventually dinner will be served!!..lol    Peace out! -J