So far, so good

So I'm not feeling too bad today. I had to get a small bowel series done yeaterday which basically consists of drinking a barium liquid substance which is like sweet flavored white shit that is the consistency of pancake batter. I had to drink 2 cups of that shit and then wait for it to go down through my stomach to all 30' of my small intestine all the way to my large intestine. That's what took 4 fuckin hours. Meanwhile I'm pacing the hallways because they told me to walk to speed it up, watching comedy on youtube. Security was like are you lost, people are like on my God this is ridiculous, are you OK? Cause I'm walking the hospital in a hospital gown with pants and rain boots on looking like I'm trying to make an escape from the a mental institution. It was pretty funny.