Slow as a snail
About a year ago, one of our grandkids called me Gramma Snail. At first I thought that he was eluding the slowness of movement that I often experience due to by my Parkinson's. Upon questioning he said he called me that because we packed our home around with us -- on the truck. Out of the mouths of babes!Now we not only pack our house on our back, I am moving as slow as a snail too!