Should I be worried?

Greetings,
       I had been trolling around the worldwideweb when I cam upon this site...http://current.com. This stuff on the this site is so amazing I especially feel off my chair with laughter because of this little gem...Jerseyfication of Reality TV
   Watch and enjoy! I have one question, do they really speak like this?
   LOVE AND RESPECT TO ONE AND ALL, CHRIS
 
   

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harbourguy
harbourguy

Greeting to One and All,
Well it certainly has been sometime since I last made an entry. That has been due to the fact I have done nothing. While there has been much that I should have done, but I do not want to bore you with a litany of those things that I am \'gunna do\';but it is sufficient to say that eventually they will be done.
One of the things I must do and urgently do, is lose some weight . OMG I am not a very pretty sight at the moment...reach for another bickie !!!!!!!!. And how will I ever fit into those red speedos this Summer? See the life of a overweight Queen is not an easy one; especially one that has next to no will power at all.Dare I say it, I need a good____________! you can fill in the blank.
Now that I have had a Drama Queen moment and a Diva Depression, guess that I am back to normal ( many would dispute that ).
Life has been good. Winter is almost over and soon Spring will bloom and blossom, ah! ah! ah!.....get me a bucket!!!!!!
Well that is another evasive entry. To those that I have not chatted with accept my apologies. Love and Respect to One and All.xoxoxo