We had Brats for supper last night and what goes better with Bratwurst than Sauerkraut. So I decided to eat a whole can of fermented cabbage with my supper, turned out to be a huge mistake. Not only do I have a cloud of smelly funk following me around this morning like Pig Pen on the Peanuts Cartoons but I also gave myself diarrhea, good job ding dong. I should have learned the lessons of gluttony by now but apparently not good enough. Gonna be an adventure today.