SATURDAY night

This past Saturday evening my oldest stepson's bachelor party was held in Springfield MO.  Eleven gentlemen in various ages from 21 to 31 rented 2 motel rooms in between a C&W bar ,strip club and restaurant.  The entire night was very entertaining,{shout out to my friend RAVEN wink}and we were all enjoying the pretty girls at the strip club. We were bouncing back and forth between the 2 night spots  and somehow things began to get a bit ugly at the C&W bar.  The 31 yr old wears his hat backwards , he does not shave his head he is quite simply bald and prefers to wear his hat backwards, upon entering the establishment no one made reference to the hat , about half way aroung the facility a bouncer roughly urged our friend to turn his cap around or he would throw him out, upon hearing this  I went to the bouncer and asked to se the manager, to which I explained If one couldn't wear his hat backwards none  would wear there hat backwards , the manager rescended the order and all was well.  45 min later  the music had gone from George Strait  to George Thoroughgood  to Buck Cherry,  talk about dance floor turnover.  well our backward hat wearing friend is an avid BUCK CHERRY fan and is an accomplished dancer.   Apparently some of the green county rednecks dissapproved and my pal was punished out the door into the street.In a crowded bar you don't always see what is going on, especially if you are dancing with a 21yrold chick who has way to much cleavage and you havent even been close to cleavage since gas was $2.65   My dance partner informed they are gonna hurt him which caused me to avaert my eyes from her chest to the door. He wasnt really resisting but I felt a need to do so. I met the bouncer belly to belly  LOL  a cple more lbs and i might have got my friend back in HA.  The bouncer explained a few things to me and my oldest got wind of the situation and decide to put his 2cents in a was quickly shown to the door. Im still trying to plead my case when  theyounger bro steps in demanding satisfaction which was gladly given only it took three to get him out.  Back to the dance floor and the head beerbelly bouncer. He was informing me as to how this was a redneck bar and they weren't going to eccept cityslickers coming in and disrupting there fun.  Man oh Man did the hackles raise on my neck.I informed the ass that 90% of the people in the bar were posers and didnt even know the difference between a fetlock and a cowslick let alone a horse and a cow.  While stating my case as I was being lead to the door, my dance partner of the evening was giving her cell# to my phone and I was really wanting to stay,  as I neared the door2 others from our party joined me to be pitched out on our butts. the young lady brought my phone to me and we proceeded back to the strip club Walked in  no problems and then the hat issue came into play again,  I guess the moral to the story is nevr trave to Springfield Mo bars and stripclubs with a hat on your head.  I guess more than anything the attire you wear has so much to do with gang violence and Us Cedar county boys just aint caught up with the times  any way this ole bastard isn't