SATANIC WAVE

You'd think I'd be used to it by now - must say thoughI'm better than before  you know it doesn't come over me likefuck man, I mean . . . -used to be much darker Jesus, God, be with me  maybe. . . it's my medsmaybe I've dialed in the right dose, right combination, in the right fucking sequence at the correct hour . . . when all the stars are lined up in the night sky and spell the word:F.U.C.K.I.N'  A  DUDE !~ : ) OH MAN,    I could have just taken the first extremely alchemised  DYSTHYMIC cocktail (14 minutes later) -  man, I'm going to go lay down for a while.   - don' ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ  

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This isn\'t working ,
Shit !
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Hold on there pilgrim . . .
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So today I wake up at the crack of nine and give my doggie some breakfast , a little water and then 22 steps to the kitchen and precisely at step 18 I deftly swival on my left heel , which is now on a 2\'x3\' indian rug strategically placed 4 steps from the the coffee pot directly in the path of my left outstreached arm and just right of the Remote control I grab, lift over my head and behind me and with a microprocessor like dextairity , execute the turning on of the 50 god damn inch Sony and matching dolbey stereo speaker s
And with the grace of the majastic impala, I pieroet not once but seven times in a tightly cicumventional geometry known only to an obscure sect of tibetean crossdressers now living in aninimity.
I thrust my buttox clockwise as my . . fucking . . r o b e . gets caught on the corner of the handsome butcher block my manservent punjab incorrectly placed so awkwardly in my target line.
- Broke my fucking shoulder man!
I laugh, and still ;
It was so beautifully flawed.
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Seriously? Ugh, that sucks. But you make it sound graceful.