Salad Adventures

I bought a different brand of salad mix to go with dinner tonight. I put some on my plate. About halfway through, I looked down and noticed....a freaking ladybug was stuck to one of the leaves!! I nearly lost my dinner.
DH said "It's a sign of good luck."...trying to make light of the situation and make me laugh instead of vomit.
I immediately thought...sign of good luck...maybe it's a sign I'm pregnant!
Stupid IF turns us into nutcases...