Remote Control.... Adult Humor

Recently we were at Home Depot making arrangements to buy and have installed a hot water heater...  Been a very busy week here... hot water heater went out... made arrangements to get a new one... found out it wasn't the hot water heater...  a slab leak... hot water line... that's why we had no hot water...  in the meantime the water is running full force under the house.... get up Sunday to find water coming through the concrete slab into the house.... its a madhouse around here....  but I still enjoy a good laugh... Thank You Inga.... 
So the guy handling the business asked me my name... then asked for Richard's name... now Richard was sitting right there but he was looking at info on the hot water heaters... so I answered... The guy says, Oh... as in King Richard... and I say, but of course, he's got a remote... Now if it comes up missing... we all know where it went.... Hee Hee....