Relievin StReSs.....!
This here story may be of some offense to some folks that don't like their eyes burnin of that terrible screachin sound in them ears...
See ifins ya got that stress out feelin.. kinda run down and slow.. cause ya drank too much milk ... N... the old stopper is stopped up.... yepp Milk will do that to babies and old folks like myself...
So's ya got that bloated feelin an ya need some serious stress release...
I got just the ting for ya... yepp..Cajun style pinto Beans.. yeppers that what I said.. i just did up a pot of em.. and Golleeeeee ....I feel better already...an i bee laughin like a crazy old toot at my doggy too.. see she likes to sit and prays to her god of droppsey.. she real good at this..
She waits prays and soon as ya drop it ... she's done ate it.. beans.. meat.. cracker.. it don't mater crazy dog done inhaled it.. and is prayin ya drop more..
i made up a mess of Chuck roast.. fancy for pork shoulder meat.. boiled it in some Cree---O-seasonin.. wit little extra garlic and then i took out the pork and used the both to make them Pinto's so yummy... they be pleanty different Cajun seasonin in ya spice section at the local ma and pa grocery.. yepp heck even Wally World has some... some aint got no salt in em too for us old farts with a bad ticker...Well any old who...
Eatin them beans will release a lot of pressure for sure... it might not get ya movin too fast but them other folks in the room gonna be gone in a flash soon as the spirit hits with burnin eyes and coughin fitt.. hahahaha... hey get rid of flys too
me being fumble fingered in all I had to go and drop a bowl of them beans.. see I told ya that dog was good.. she was on them beans like white on rice.. snappin a nawin at the broom as I tried to clean up the mess.. and spare her some dis comfort.. see them beans are highly seasoned.. yepp.. makes em High Octained... (meanin some time the farts burn....) and doggy she found out the hard way... she be scratchin at the back door.. whimperin.. so I let her out.. guess what he head right to where I chunked the beans out back.. oh man....
Doggy aint sleepin with me tonite.. NOPE... any old who.. there be couple squirrels out there enjoyin the beans.. and guess them beans are fast actin...one them squirrels let loose and the other one fainted away.. doggy ran off her eyes waterin rubbin her face inthe grass like a crazy dog... then she sat up with a funny look on her mug... (aint never see a dog make a face like that)...then bugged squirrels are kinda new too... if ya get my drift...
Now don't be call the animal control just yet.. see I'm a tad bit crazy and I bee laughin my own tail off watchin that doggy.. and just about time she found the relief she was lookin for.. the Call of the WILD hit me.. oh yeah.. and for a spell I kinda wished i was out there draggin my hinny in the grass witt the dog and that squirrel... OH Yeah...
But hey I feel so much better now.. kinda got a spring in my step.. feel a lot lighter than before... not worried about nuttin.. I'm good ... Lookin out back that squirrel and his buddy layin on a tree limb just kinda snoozin away.. Doggy she done gone and laid out on the couch.. real content like look on her face too....
aint figured out how I'm gonna explain the bare spots in the yard.. but hey...aint no skitters out there eater... nope nice and sunny... gentle breeze...
just rite for tinkerin on my work bench.. then a nap and go for a ride on my three wheeler... adn when them kids laugh and honk them car horns at me .. well I'm gonna laugh and honk right back ....
Well as ya know If ya aint handsome ya oughta be handy.....got duct tape...?
so any old ways.. this here be a fictionist tale.. meanin I be fibbin a lttle bitt.. but i aint lyin about them beans.. they so good... and yeah ya be tootin ya own horn for a spell... Go head eat BEANS.. America need the GASS....
and remember..
Beans Beans the musical fruit....the more ya eat the more ya toot..
the more ya toot .. the better ya feel..
so eat them beans ... every meal...
gosh do it smell funny in here.. (cough.. hack..) dang doggy.. get ya self outside.. eweeee...
See ifins ya got that stress out feelin.. kinda run down and slow.. cause ya drank too much milk ... N... the old stopper is stopped up.... yepp Milk will do that to babies and old folks like myself...
So's ya got that bloated feelin an ya need some serious stress release...
I got just the ting for ya... yepp..Cajun style pinto Beans.. yeppers that what I said.. i just did up a pot of em.. and Golleeeeee ....I feel better already...an i bee laughin like a crazy old toot at my doggy too.. see she likes to sit and prays to her god of droppsey.. she real good at this..
She waits prays and soon as ya drop it ... she's done ate it.. beans.. meat.. cracker.. it don't mater crazy dog done inhaled it.. and is prayin ya drop more..
i made up a mess of Chuck roast.. fancy for pork shoulder meat.. boiled it in some Cree---O-seasonin.. wit little extra garlic and then i took out the pork and used the both to make them Pinto's so yummy... they be pleanty different Cajun seasonin in ya spice section at the local ma and pa grocery.. yepp heck even Wally World has some... some aint got no salt in em too for us old farts with a bad ticker...Well any old who...
Eatin them beans will release a lot of pressure for sure... it might not get ya movin too fast but them other folks in the room gonna be gone in a flash soon as the spirit hits with burnin eyes and coughin fitt.. hahahaha... hey get rid of flys too
me being fumble fingered in all I had to go and drop a bowl of them beans.. see I told ya that dog was good.. she was on them beans like white on rice.. snappin a nawin at the broom as I tried to clean up the mess.. and spare her some dis comfort.. see them beans are highly seasoned.. yepp.. makes em High Octained... (meanin some time the farts burn....) and doggy she found out the hard way... she be scratchin at the back door.. whimperin.. so I let her out.. guess what he head right to where I chunked the beans out back.. oh man....
Doggy aint sleepin with me tonite.. NOPE... any old who.. there be couple squirrels out there enjoyin the beans.. and guess them beans are fast actin...one them squirrels let loose and the other one fainted away.. doggy ran off her eyes waterin rubbin her face inthe grass like a crazy dog... then she sat up with a funny look on her mug... (aint never see a dog make a face like that)...then bugged squirrels are kinda new too... if ya get my drift...
Now don't be call the animal control just yet.. see I'm a tad bit crazy and I bee laughin my own tail off watchin that doggy.. and just about time she found the relief she was lookin for.. the Call of the WILD hit me.. oh yeah.. and for a spell I kinda wished i was out there draggin my hinny in the grass witt the dog and that squirrel... OH Yeah...
But hey I feel so much better now.. kinda got a spring in my step.. feel a lot lighter than before... not worried about nuttin.. I'm good ... Lookin out back that squirrel and his buddy layin on a tree limb just kinda snoozin away.. Doggy she done gone and laid out on the couch.. real content like look on her face too....
aint figured out how I'm gonna explain the bare spots in the yard.. but hey...aint no skitters out there eater... nope nice and sunny... gentle breeze...
just rite for tinkerin on my work bench.. then a nap and go for a ride on my three wheeler... adn when them kids laugh and honk them car horns at me .. well I'm gonna laugh and honk right back ....
Well as ya know If ya aint handsome ya oughta be handy.....got duct tape...?
so any old ways.. this here be a fictionist tale.. meanin I be fibbin a lttle bitt.. but i aint lyin about them beans.. they so good... and yeah ya be tootin ya own horn for a spell... Go head eat BEANS.. America need the GASS....
and remember..
Beans Beans the musical fruit....the more ya eat the more ya toot..
the more ya toot .. the better ya feel..
so eat them beans ... every meal...
gosh do it smell funny in here.. (cough.. hack..) dang doggy.. get ya self outside.. eweeee...
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