reading ruminations of collegelife by aaron karo//sense & sensibility and dinner at k's//yoga church
reading ruminations of college life, by aaron karo. HILARIOUS! he was actually at penn around the same time i was. i don't have the same take on most of what he comes up with, but he's a comedian and an alcoholic, soooo. if you want a lift and to feel youngish just from reading, his material is definitely a way to do it:
Aaron: "I don't understand why my professors still can't work the audiovisual equipment in the classrooms. Trying to watch a video becomes a half-hour ordeal because this jerk with a Ph.D (a Ph.D. takes like TEN YEARS to get - IF you can finish it) can't figure out the VCR. Just hit PLAY you idiot!
Aaron: "I love when Harvard releases these studies saying something like, "one in three college students engages in so-called 'binge drinking.' 'Binge drinking' is defined as having five or more drinks in a single sitting."
Hey, morons, what do you call shotgunning twelve beers after drinking half a bottle of tequila? It's hilarious to me that researchers and administrators have such a warped concept of students' drinking habits.
First of all, the term "binge drinking" is redundant. How many kids do you know go out, have five beers, and then go home? NONE. Either we're binge drinking or we're not drinking at all. It's no surprise these researchers are from Harvard- they've probably never seen the inside of a bar."
LMAO.
sitting around watching frasier. haven't seen most of these for some reason. watched sense and sensibility, the 1995 version. excellent. and dinner at k's. he made two frugal gourmet quiches. yum. one is crab and the other is asparagus. white wine. lemon cake. fresh blueberries with whipped cream. salad. frozen mai tais. coffee. had fresh ham with the cats and dogs. lol. and cherios that are organic from publix. also new york strip at publix tasters with hot potato salad - i've never had hot potato salad before. good one!
spent yesterday SLEEPING. lol. no idea what that is about, but totally exhausted. feel better now. my guess is my cholesterol is up or its the last of the cold. adn stopped teaching yoga at church and i haven't seen her at the church shop. wonder if its her health or just no audience. i think if she switched it to a similar time as teen group she would get more people, including teens. but if its herself... almost afraid to find out.
Aaron: "I don't understand why my professors still can't work the audiovisual equipment in the classrooms. Trying to watch a video becomes a half-hour ordeal because this jerk with a Ph.D (a Ph.D. takes like TEN YEARS to get - IF you can finish it) can't figure out the VCR. Just hit PLAY you idiot!
Aaron: "I love when Harvard releases these studies saying something like, "one in three college students engages in so-called 'binge drinking.' 'Binge drinking' is defined as having five or more drinks in a single sitting."
Hey, morons, what do you call shotgunning twelve beers after drinking half a bottle of tequila? It's hilarious to me that researchers and administrators have such a warped concept of students' drinking habits.
First of all, the term "binge drinking" is redundant. How many kids do you know go out, have five beers, and then go home? NONE. Either we're binge drinking or we're not drinking at all. It's no surprise these researchers are from Harvard- they've probably never seen the inside of a bar."
LMAO.
sitting around watching frasier. haven't seen most of these for some reason. watched sense and sensibility, the 1995 version. excellent. and dinner at k's. he made two frugal gourmet quiches. yum. one is crab and the other is asparagus. white wine. lemon cake. fresh blueberries with whipped cream. salad. frozen mai tais. coffee. had fresh ham with the cats and dogs. lol. and cherios that are organic from publix. also new york strip at publix tasters with hot potato salad - i've never had hot potato salad before. good one!
spent yesterday SLEEPING. lol. no idea what that is about, but totally exhausted. feel better now. my guess is my cholesterol is up or its the last of the cold. adn stopped teaching yoga at church and i haven't seen her at the church shop. wonder if its her health or just no audience. i think if she switched it to a similar time as teen group she would get more people, including teens. but if its herself... almost afraid to find out.
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Aaron: \"If anything, we need more DRINKING options. If schools want to cut down on their students\' consumption of alcohol, they should try coming up with something else that makes you forget all your worries and makes ugly chicks look good!\"
Lol
pollen count could also be it. big problem with pollens in north florida