random rant w/ lots of jokes *much as possible*
the phew things in live that will never be perfect wich are schools drugs guns and of coruse politishiansi mean take exzample of instance
when ever theres a gun shooting in a school heck they talk with the president when ever it happends not the idiots who were going to school there and though it was a good idea did it ever accure to ask them WHY? or did there ears dissappear every time they come into the school making it seem like you cant talk to those ppl
same thing w/ school drop outs i mean not ever single one of them is not a idoit and probly wants better then there school has to offer i mean of teachers dont listen thats not teaching thats just quizzing ya for facts and info when relly they should teach stuff i know w/ me i got tired of the teachers not carring about my learning ishues and ect but anotherthing that got me is the stupid history class i got all it was was dead ppl dates wars and pathedic shoved up my but patriodic stuff i mean relly who wants to play i love the country when there responcable w/ so much messed up stuff like b-ing stupid enogh to keep doing war even w/ no publicly annouced resions i mean if theres a war theres gotta be a good resion other then polishihsian:hey lets shoot em wile there week yeah yeah will wont call it war will just calling human hunting after all theres some starving canibles out there that would be happy to finaly eat
and relly i find gun controll is a lauph not saying theres anything wrong with it but at the same time im not gonna say its perfect ithere i mean if theres some stupid persion able to sell guns then theres probly a even more stupid persion whos not licend to carry a gun one way or another they my find ways to minimize it but you cant perfect it so long as ppl cower b-hind guns know one thing i find interesting is that theres some ppl back in history b-4 then that still were affraid to get killed not by guns o no im talking punching baging each other till the end wich i persinaly find it would be more toucherous then bang and death seen
and another thing i find interesting if there were no guns at all for americans to buy tehn it woulkd probly start to look like one of them kung fu movies at least to me becase of amazing short attenchion span but any how if that was the case id tottaly carry around a M.U.G.E.N. sound effect one to start the battle the other to say yup hes/shes dead
but yeah towrds the end even if guns did or did not exzizst there probly be a ban on the most popular way to kill kinda a pity that its w/ guns and not martal arts wich is basicly self defence and such i say this basicly becase i thought it would also be cool to come by a fight w/ some soda and popcorn like im watching a kung fu movie and play a sound track of random thing s said buy chinese people so then i can blast it louder then there words every time they talk as well as having a guy radomly holding up funny inccorrect translatsions on signs i mean of coures id call police but wile it can take em a wile to get to the fight ill make shure to make a lauphing stock of the phew ppl trying to kill each other becase of how stupid the idea is
just like the idea of polishishians as a job posishioni mean did you ever see the kind of ads the put on tv where teh be like did you here this politishan did this this this and this when relly they should do the smart thing and try to do that the ads i find say it all there all bad news and i find they dont like to be responcable for stuff thats why they dont admit to anything thats true and i might just have to quoat robin willams from a movie :you should be held accoundable for who you are all the time" that means everything like ssara palins bragging of religion then to trun around to find out she suddnely has a verry yong mother as a daughter or that huge spending bill on clothing she had during the elections but thats a phew random things i pulled out of a hat and attacked on id go on but twords the end the jokes do run out becase its the same thing every year wich is politishings do somthing stupid >comideans tease them about it and repeat ofcourse one comedian i seen said he dont do much of politics for jokes becase it makes its self look bad on its own wich i do agree now i had a funny idea why not hold a election w/ a no style limited phisical fight so long as theres no death just so then they can keep on fighting next year and the winner of the fight should not always win i mean on one side we be safe from terroest but the oter side is if we get a winner we also could have some one all for fighting ther for one who could be all for war but dont relly matter sence that dont happen and its not for me to say how to vote after all i dont vote so then i dont need to hold myself accountable for helping elect some one whos probly is just like the same thing inside diapers now ppl say if you didnt vote you are to hold yourelf accountable or somthing like so then how is that possible whe i whoi did not waste my time hopping there be another good president stayed home and do what ever i wated asidde from voting like cutting in long lined placed that would then be abadond on voting day if there was such a place when wile every one falls for the same thing over and over again and again wich is ppl vote > president dose stupid and dumb stuff to thank the ppl that elected them in the first place i want to ask you this for the ppl out ther that still vote WHY BOTHER?!?!?! but any ways just for gags id like to see the day that every one refused to vote wile the canidates be running despreate to win the election by one vote and that one persion be held accounable for everything the polishian dose so then if that polishian dose somthing stupid we can all look to that one persion and basicly mob him/her till there be some good idea slapped in the polishians head like HOW ABOUT STOPP MAKING UNESSARY WARS FOR A CHANGE!!!
but enohg of the polishishans and ppl that vote t hem to become presidents
i wanna talk about drugs they its evvery much simular to guns exxcept that if its a all natral drug that could grow off a plant then i dont think it will ever be perfectly controlled but i do think its worse becase if we were to take all the plants and sort em out and basicly destry the bad plants in drug fourm then wount that take out a huge chunk of pants producing air
ther for long term killing more ppl wich i do find ironic kinda like if you breath air you support the plants b-hind the drug now i did not say for drug use i just said youd support it like a tree hugger would for trees so dont get me wrong there wich aslo brings me to to another area about such things dont you find it a bit funny that the other you are the more youd need perscription medication wich evenuly leads tot he point were youd midaswell be getting high and ect but relly its not to get high itsbecase by those ages you basiclt fallen apart there is no such thing as falling appart once you literly had done that becase any more and then there be nothing relly to glue back becase once that happens youd be dead becase of such and when you reach those ages you look back and rember ppl saying say no to drugs when relly perscriptsion basiclt eventuly get to be the same thing atleast in stregnth becase i know hospital meds can knock out a persion fast so thats all i can think of about these phew things i hope yo find a phew lauhpgs out of this becase thats the entire point of me typing so much pls comment if you did or not becase i find a true clown like me needs to feeel they were able to give a luaph to atleast one persion from a joke
but any how thx for reading
when ever theres a gun shooting in a school heck they talk with the president when ever it happends not the idiots who were going to school there and though it was a good idea did it ever accure to ask them WHY? or did there ears dissappear every time they come into the school making it seem like you cant talk to those ppl
same thing w/ school drop outs i mean not ever single one of them is not a idoit and probly wants better then there school has to offer i mean of teachers dont listen thats not teaching thats just quizzing ya for facts and info when relly they should teach stuff i know w/ me i got tired of the teachers not carring about my learning ishues and ect but anotherthing that got me is the stupid history class i got all it was was dead ppl dates wars and pathedic shoved up my but patriodic stuff i mean relly who wants to play i love the country when there responcable w/ so much messed up stuff like b-ing stupid enogh to keep doing war even w/ no publicly annouced resions i mean if theres a war theres gotta be a good resion other then polishihsian:hey lets shoot em wile there week yeah yeah will wont call it war will just calling human hunting after all theres some starving canibles out there that would be happy to finaly eat
and relly i find gun controll is a lauph not saying theres anything wrong with it but at the same time im not gonna say its perfect ithere i mean if theres some stupid persion able to sell guns then theres probly a even more stupid persion whos not licend to carry a gun one way or another they my find ways to minimize it but you cant perfect it so long as ppl cower b-hind guns know one thing i find interesting is that theres some ppl back in history b-4 then that still were affraid to get killed not by guns o no im talking punching baging each other till the end wich i persinaly find it would be more toucherous then bang and death seen
and another thing i find interesting if there were no guns at all for americans to buy tehn it woulkd probly start to look like one of them kung fu movies at least to me becase of amazing short attenchion span but any how if that was the case id tottaly carry around a M.U.G.E.N. sound effect one to start the battle the other to say yup hes/shes dead
but yeah towrds the end even if guns did or did not exzizst there probly be a ban on the most popular way to kill kinda a pity that its w/ guns and not martal arts wich is basicly self defence and such i say this basicly becase i thought it would also be cool to come by a fight w/ some soda and popcorn like im watching a kung fu movie and play a sound track of random thing s said buy chinese people so then i can blast it louder then there words every time they talk as well as having a guy radomly holding up funny inccorrect translatsions on signs i mean of coures id call police but wile it can take em a wile to get to the fight ill make shure to make a lauphing stock of the phew ppl trying to kill each other becase of how stupid the idea is
just like the idea of polishishians as a job posishioni mean did you ever see the kind of ads the put on tv where teh be like did you here this politishan did this this this and this when relly they should do the smart thing and try to do that the ads i find say it all there all bad news and i find they dont like to be responcable for stuff thats why they dont admit to anything thats true and i might just have to quoat robin willams from a movie :you should be held accoundable for who you are all the time" that means everything like ssara palins bragging of religion then to trun around to find out she suddnely has a verry yong mother as a daughter or that huge spending bill on clothing she had during the elections but thats a phew random things i pulled out of a hat and attacked on id go on but twords the end the jokes do run out becase its the same thing every year wich is politishings do somthing stupid >comideans tease them about it and repeat ofcourse one comedian i seen said he dont do much of politics for jokes becase it makes its self look bad on its own wich i do agree now i had a funny idea why not hold a election w/ a no style limited phisical fight so long as theres no death just so then they can keep on fighting next year and the winner of the fight should not always win i mean on one side we be safe from terroest but the oter side is if we get a winner we also could have some one all for fighting ther for one who could be all for war but dont relly matter sence that dont happen and its not for me to say how to vote after all i dont vote so then i dont need to hold myself accountable for helping elect some one whos probly is just like the same thing inside diapers now ppl say if you didnt vote you are to hold yourelf accountable or somthing like so then how is that possible whe i whoi did not waste my time hopping there be another good president stayed home and do what ever i wated asidde from voting like cutting in long lined placed that would then be abadond on voting day if there was such a place when wile every one falls for the same thing over and over again and again wich is ppl vote > president dose stupid and dumb stuff to thank the ppl that elected them in the first place i want to ask you this for the ppl out ther that still vote WHY BOTHER?!?!?! but any ways just for gags id like to see the day that every one refused to vote wile the canidates be running despreate to win the election by one vote and that one persion be held accounable for everything the polishian dose so then if that polishian dose somthing stupid we can all look to that one persion and basicly mob him/her till there be some good idea slapped in the polishians head like HOW ABOUT STOPP MAKING UNESSARY WARS FOR A CHANGE!!!
but enohg of the polishishans and ppl that vote t hem to become presidents
i wanna talk about drugs they its evvery much simular to guns exxcept that if its a all natral drug that could grow off a plant then i dont think it will ever be perfectly controlled but i do think its worse becase if we were to take all the plants and sort em out and basicly destry the bad plants in drug fourm then wount that take out a huge chunk of pants producing air
ther for long term killing more ppl wich i do find ironic kinda like if you breath air you support the plants b-hind the drug now i did not say for drug use i just said youd support it like a tree hugger would for trees so dont get me wrong there wich aslo brings me to to another area about such things dont you find it a bit funny that the other you are the more youd need perscription medication wich evenuly leads tot he point were youd midaswell be getting high and ect but relly its not to get high itsbecase by those ages you basiclt fallen apart there is no such thing as falling appart once you literly had done that becase any more and then there be nothing relly to glue back becase once that happens youd be dead becase of such and when you reach those ages you look back and rember ppl saying say no to drugs when relly perscriptsion basiclt eventuly get to be the same thing atleast in stregnth becase i know hospital meds can knock out a persion fast so thats all i can think of about these phew things i hope yo find a phew lauhpgs out of this becase thats the entire point of me typing so much pls comment if you did or not becase i find a true clown like me needs to feeel they were able to give a luaph to atleast one persion from a joke
but any how thx for reading
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