QUOTES FROM E CARDS - lmao
"You are only going to be as good as the people you surround yourself with,
so be BRAVE enough to let go of those who keep weighing you down."
"In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take,
relationships we are afraid to have,
and the decisions we waited too long to make."
"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast,
a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind." -Buddhist Quote
"I'm sorry, I do not speak douche,
But I am fluent in punch-a-bitch, would you like a lesson?"
"Sorry you are a lying sack of shit and are no longer allowed in my life"
"Oh? they were talking shit about me again? Let me file that right between "I don't care" and "Jealous much?"
lmao, mostly from e cards. lol.
so be BRAVE enough to let go of those who keep weighing you down."
"In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take,
relationships we are afraid to have,
and the decisions we waited too long to make."
"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast,
a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind." -Buddhist Quote
"I'm sorry, I do not speak douche,
But I am fluent in punch-a-bitch, would you like a lesson?"
"Sorry you are a lying sack of shit and are no longer allowed in my life"
"Oh? they were talking shit about me again? Let me file that right between "I don't care" and "Jealous much?"
lmao, mostly from e cards. lol.
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Thanks for the laugh
Enjoyed the Humor.
One of my all time favorite cards (it WAS an actual card) was one I got for my sister (I have 7) on the occasion of her divorce becoming final. It said....\"Getting a divorce is like getting rid of an old pair of underwear.....You always feel better when the creep is gone\". ...How great is that? Love it.
omg atticus, you have SEVEN sisters? lol. full blood or steps and halves?