Priceless for teachers!

THIS IS PRICELESS!!After being interviewed by the school administration, the teaching prospect   said, 'Let me see if I've got this right: 'You want me to go   into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior,   observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor   their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love for learning. You   want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and   sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem and   personal pride. 'You want me to teach them patriotism and good   citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to vote,   balance a checkbook, and apply for a job. You want me to check their   heads for lice, recognize signs of antisocial behavior, and make sure   that they all pass the state exams. 'You want me to provide them with an   equal education regardless of their handicaps, and communicate regularly   with their parents by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card.   You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard, a bulletin   board, a few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that qualifies me for   food stamps.    You want me to do all this and then you tell me.................'I CAN'T PRAY?'       ''If You Need Help, Ask God. If You Don't, Thank God''...