Pray tell...WHEN DOES IT STOP?

OK, if you have children, you will qualify to answer this urgent question....... WHEN IN THE NAME OF GLORY DOES THE BICKERING STOP?  Two are "supposed" adults but I term them since they are over 18 and "legal" adults as "LEGALLY STUPID".  I mean, dear gravy!  Mom, she said this.  Mom, he did that.  Mom, blahdy blahdy blah.  SPARE ME!  My ears are on the verge of rupturing and oozing blood!  I think if I hear "Mom" one more time my head may actually explode! Now, do imagine this with me for giggles as that is the only cure for near insanity.    My head actually does explode from my neck like a bottle rocket   making a horrific mess and then a bickering sessions insues:  "You clean it up, you're the one who caused her head to come off like that!"  "Nuh-huh.  You clean it up, cause you were in here bugging her first."  "Oh no!  You wait till I show dad what you did.  Then you'll be in big trouble!"  "Nuh-huh, cause I can run to him faster and tell him it was your fault!"  All the while my head will be rolling around on the floor with me giggling.   Hubby then comes in and says a few choice words telling one kid to get a mop to clean the mess and the other kid to get the duct tape and all three will have to work together to duct tape my head back onto my neck.  Of course they are unable to get it back on straight as I can't quit laughing hysterically.  This of course causes my husband to say a few choice words to try to get me to quit laughing which only makes me laugh harder.   By this point, he will just let my head go rolling across the kitchen and tell the kids to yell for him when I calm down and he will go to the garage to escape the insanity.  The kids will make sure my head is in a safe place and will leave me alone FINALLY and go away until I quit laughing. Now, think on that for a bit.   No, no one thought to dial 911. ROFLOL