Post retirement job search ......

As some may already know , I'm soon to be retired. I will not sit on my fat ass and watch Jerry Springer , Judge Judy and other such mind numbing shit all day. No I wish to supplement my pension payments and possibly put away some funds in another retirement account. Of course that's contingent on whether I am suitable enough for employment. That would be  over and above being the clean up guy at Walmart. So yes I am on some job sites. I've submitted numerous applications and my resume when needed. Recently I applied for the position of the House Comic at a nearby club. I actually got an interview !!! So I go there in my usual attire , shorts and my least stained Guy Harvey t-shirt. The manager of the place was friendly enough. But apparently he is not the sharpest tool in the shed. He had the audacity to ask me if I would be using foul language in my act. To which I replied ...
"Considering that my F$@*ING last name is Mallard you stupid MOTHERF$@*ER, what the HELL do you think !?!?!? "
To date I've not heard a word back from him. Apparently he and the other folks at Downtown Disney are sensitive to that sort of thing.