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What's ya name....?     uh... huh..are you stil at your current address.....   run that by me again...Your birthday...  dang  this keeps gettin harder..........Okay yeah so I know ..  they gotta ask these questions...gotta make sure they got the right person at the clinic rite...but no matter how many time I get asked..the first reaction my brain does is   .... duh?............some times I'd like to just say sometin crazy ... like ...watz ya name.... lumpy..where do ya live....over there...what's your birthday....yesterday...do you have insuranced....  yepp it's smith and  who was that other guy..where should we send the bill...  to congress... they like bills...have you been fasting... nope I get slower everyday..is there  any one we should call in case of an emergency...yepp... a doctor...............I really love physical therapy... no matter what limitations you have...they want you to do chit a twenty year old can do...touch the floor...can i use my cane.. nope with your  hands...  dang my arms are like three foot short..put ya hand on ya hips and bend over backwards...does that hurt... do squirrels eat nutz...stand on one legg... with out the cane!Ker Pluk...can you get up by yourself.. nope call a tow truck... hurry.. and a doctor..I think I hurt someting.. geesh...so now lay on your back and pull both leggs up to ya belly ten times..I can' t  even reach my legs ... oh that helps...do that hurt......i knew ya was gonna ask that..can you lay on ya belly...Hey guys looky a see saw... ????okay do that hurt... it's hard to breath...raise ya self up on ya elbows..okaynow lay back down... now repeat that ten times..do that hurt...why you keep askin that... i told ya it hurts... okay so I want you back twice a week for three weeks..oh reily... ...........this gonna be fun...  some how I gotta find something funny about this lol..  I'm still lookin... well that's all folks... till next time..  russ