Pick Up Lines

I thought about saying the subject was a call for help... Because if these guys make your heart go pitter patter... we're in trouble... *Smile*        Bubba  & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines  Thank you for purchasing "Bubba  & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines" brought to you by Bubba & Cooter, straight outta the hills.     Enjoy!  Our Top 10   1) Did you fart?  Cuz you just blew me away.   2) Are yer parents retarded?  Cuz ya sure are special.   3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.  I just can't hold it in.   4) Do you have a library card?   Cuz I'd like to sign you out.   5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?  Cuz I can see myself in em.   6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.          7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.   8) Yer eyes are as blue  as window cleaner.     9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til noon.           AND.. the best for last!   10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.  

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RememberKala
RememberKala

Can\'t tell you how much I needed this this morning!!! Feels good to have an early morning chuckle. THANKS FOR SHARING SILLINESS WITH ME TODAY!!
NoraMc
NoraMc

what a way to start the day..you made me smile,,thanks,,Nora
ihart
ihart

Funny! Have a good day Elissa. Hugs, Inga
CorriesMom
CorriesMom

Yikes! Thanks for sharing! We need more silliness...

Debbie, Corrie\'s Mom
Robin4
Robin4

You always make me smile crazy girl. Thanks for the chuckle. Love Robin
deleted_user
deleted_user

hahahahahahaha. j