Pick Up Lines

I thought about saying the subject was a call for help... Because if these guys make your heart go pitter patter... we're in trouble... *Smile*        Bubba  & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines  Thank you for purchasing "Bubba  & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines" brought to you by Bubba & Cooter, straight outta the hills.     Enjoy!  Our Top 10   1) Did you fart?  Cuz you just blew me away.   2) Are yer parents retarded?  Cuz ya sure are special.   3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.  I just can't hold it in.   4) Do you have a library card?   Cuz I'd like to sign you out.   5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?  Cuz I can see myself in em.   6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.          7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.   8) Yer eyes are as blue  as window cleaner.     9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til noon.           AND.. the best for last!   10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.