PHOTOS: GWYNETH you are a riot! lol. luvya sweetie! xxoo
THIS TOTALLY CRACKS ME UP. GWYNETH, WTH?
They are saying she is totally out of touch with reality, she is saying she is not. hmmmm.
This is Gwyneth: the tabloids are saying she isn't relateable enough. hmmmm?
lol.
1. “When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some... restaurant because they get a kickback, it's like, no. Where should I really be?”
the unabashedly fit 40-year-old shared in the same issue of Elle. "Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris? People know that I know that..."
Yes, you do!
2. She shared her picks for spring wardrobe "must-haves" with goop readers earlier this year. And If you decided to actually buy every one of her recommendations, you'd have to shell out nearly half a million dollars on CLOTHING!
Turns out $800 Valentino iPad cases, $3,570 leather jackets, $1,150 Gucci sunglasses, and $475 hand-woven shorts really do add up. We can hear the conversations in kitchens across America now. “Sorry, Billy. We really wanted to send you to college but mommy took Gwyneth Paltrow's wardrobe advice a few years back. It was probably the wrong decision, but at least you'll always know you had the most fashionable mom in Suburbia."
3. "We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden -- a luxury, I know," she wrote in her 2011 cookbook "My Father’s Daughter," “but it's one of the best investments I've ever made."
her goop blog: "As a home cook, one of the best things I've ever done was to build a wood burning oven in the back yard. I use this thing all the time, especially now that it is spring." Grrr. Do you have any idea how much a wood-burning pizza oven COSTS? Pass. Let's go to Pizza Hut.
Cookbook #1 (Gregg DeGuire/PictureGroup)
4. She insists that you too can have flawless skin like she does … you just have to go to France. "Many of the absolute best beauty products I've found come from regular French pharmacies," "I always stock up on these items when I’m in France or ask friends to bring some back when they’re passing through France.
Because really, who among us doesn't have a friend heading to Paris on a regular basis?
lol.
Gwyneth's Cup-a-Soup starved kids. (Pedro Andrade/KVS/PacificCoastNews.com)
5. She insulted the cupboards of Americans everywhere:
"I would rather die than let my kids eat Cup-a-Soup," she once told Conan O’Brien.
Well, then you’d have motherless children, Gwyneth. Motherless children who might very well eat Cup-a-Soup. And then what?
They are saying she is totally out of touch with reality, she is saying she is not. hmmmm.
This is Gwyneth: the tabloids are saying she isn't relateable enough. hmmmm?
lol.
1. “When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some... restaurant because they get a kickback, it's like, no. Where should I really be?”
the unabashedly fit 40-year-old shared in the same issue of Elle. "Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris? People know that I know that..."
Yes, you do!
2. She shared her picks for spring wardrobe "must-haves" with goop readers earlier this year. And If you decided to actually buy every one of her recommendations, you'd have to shell out nearly half a million dollars on CLOTHING!
Turns out $800 Valentino iPad cases, $3,570 leather jackets, $1,150 Gucci sunglasses, and $475 hand-woven shorts really do add up. We can hear the conversations in kitchens across America now. “Sorry, Billy. We really wanted to send you to college but mommy took Gwyneth Paltrow's wardrobe advice a few years back. It was probably the wrong decision, but at least you'll always know you had the most fashionable mom in Suburbia."
3. "We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden -- a luxury, I know," she wrote in her 2011 cookbook "My Father’s Daughter," “but it's one of the best investments I've ever made."
her goop blog: "As a home cook, one of the best things I've ever done was to build a wood burning oven in the back yard. I use this thing all the time, especially now that it is spring." Grrr. Do you have any idea how much a wood-burning pizza oven COSTS? Pass. Let's go to Pizza Hut.
Cookbook #1 (Gregg DeGuire/PictureGroup)
4. She insists that you too can have flawless skin like she does … you just have to go to France. "Many of the absolute best beauty products I've found come from regular French pharmacies," "I always stock up on these items when I’m in France or ask friends to bring some back when they’re passing through France.
Because really, who among us doesn't have a friend heading to Paris on a regular basis?
lol.
Gwyneth's Cup-a-Soup starved kids. (Pedro Andrade/KVS/PacificCoastNews.com)
5. She insulted the cupboards of Americans everywhere:
"I would rather die than let my kids eat Cup-a-Soup," she once told Conan O’Brien.
Well, then you’d have motherless children, Gwyneth. Motherless children who might very well eat Cup-a-Soup. And then what?
Replies
Seriously! I mean, lets get our priorites straight!! Goodness! I hate to see people waste money like. There are kids with no supper. This kind of behavior makes me sick to my stomach.
And most of them do it. Spend a day in a nursing home, or an animal shelter, or the streets where the homeless are camped out. Then if you wanna go buy a nice French beauty product and give nothing to anyone else but yourself.....hope ya sleep good, Gwen.
It\'s sick what rich people do. My mom works at a fabric store, and they also make stuff there, too. She\'s seen people spend $800 on pillows. In the back room they have a sign that says \"It\'s not your money\" meaning don\'t worry about what they are paying, it\'s their money to do with what they wish.
you are right, she could balance this by giving 50 percent of what she makes in a year to charity each year or giving 50 percent in time/labor to charity, she is over 40, generally people choose their charities by that age and start serious giving out by then....
i think she has no idea at all what she is saying...but that must be her life. lol. what a hoot!
i know what you mean with the money, larissa, i do that with rescue, some rescuers spend 300 on one cat at a vet and i have to bite my tongue, its THEIR money, with 300 they could have 8 cats fixed, instead they just spent it on ONE animal...but its their money. at least they are saving one, its one more than most of the people out there.