PHOTO: Eminem//JOKE SORT OF 2 babies in womb: is there life after delivery?
"The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed."
"One day can change everything!"
EminemBirth: 1972-10-17
This guy is soooooo cute!
"Known in the music industry as Eminem (MM), Marshall Mathers was born in Missouri. He started rapping as a teenager and eventually his self-produced record found its way to Dr. Dre.
Dre produced Eminem's first professional record, which made him a superstar virtually overnight. Slim Shady was released in 1999 and went to the top of the charts. His follow up release, The Marshall Mathers LP, sold two million copies in its first week.
In 2001, Eminem starred in his first film, 8 Mile, which focused on his life. Since then he has had several resurgences in the music industry."
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Love this one:
In a mother's womb were two babies.One asked the other:
"Do you believe in life after delivery?"
The other replies,"why, of course. There has to besomething after delivery. Maybe we arehere to prepare ourselves for what we... will be later.
"Nonsense," says the other."There is no life after delivery. Whatwould that life be?"
"I don't know, butthere will be more light than here. Maybewe will walk with our legs and eat fromour mouths."
The other says "This isabsurd! Walking is impossible. And eatwith our mouths? Ridiculous. Theumbilical cord supplies nutrition. Lifeafter delivery is to be excluded. Theumbilical cord is too short."
"I think thereis something and maybe it's differentthan it is here."
the other replies, "No onehas ever come back from there. Deliveryis the end of life, and in the after-deliveryit is nothing but darkness and anxietyand it takes us nowhere."
"Well, I don't know," says the other, "but certainly wewill see mother and she will take care of us."
"Mother??" You believe in mother?Where is she now?"
"She is all around us.It is in her that we live. Without her therewould not be this world."
"I don't see her,so it's only logical that she doesn't exist."
To which the other replied, "sometimeswhen you're in silence you can hear her,you can perceive her." I believe there is areality after delivery and we are here toprepare ourselves for that reality."
"One day can change everything!"
EminemBirth: 1972-10-17
This guy is soooooo cute!
"Known in the music industry as Eminem (MM), Marshall Mathers was born in Missouri. He started rapping as a teenager and eventually his self-produced record found its way to Dr. Dre.
Dre produced Eminem's first professional record, which made him a superstar virtually overnight. Slim Shady was released in 1999 and went to the top of the charts. His follow up release, The Marshall Mathers LP, sold two million copies in its first week.
In 2001, Eminem starred in his first film, 8 Mile, which focused on his life. Since then he has had several resurgences in the music industry."
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Love this one:
In a mother's womb were two babies.One asked the other:
"Do you believe in life after delivery?"
The other replies,"why, of course. There has to besomething after delivery. Maybe we arehere to prepare ourselves for what we... will be later.
"Nonsense," says the other."There is no life after delivery. Whatwould that life be?"
"I don't know, butthere will be more light than here. Maybewe will walk with our legs and eat fromour mouths."
The other says "This isabsurd! Walking is impossible. And eatwith our mouths? Ridiculous. Theumbilical cord supplies nutrition. Lifeafter delivery is to be excluded. Theumbilical cord is too short."
"I think thereis something and maybe it's differentthan it is here."
the other replies, "No onehas ever come back from there. Deliveryis the end of life, and in the after-deliveryit is nothing but darkness and anxietyand it takes us nowhere."
"Well, I don't know," says the other, "but certainly wewill see mother and she will take care of us."
"Mother??" You believe in mother?Where is she now?"
"She is all around us.It is in her that we live. Without her therewould not be this world."
"I don't see her,so it's only logical that she doesn't exist."
To which the other replied, "sometimeswhen you're in silence you can hear her,you can perceive her." I believe there is areality after delivery and we are here toprepare ourselves for that reality."
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So true, one day can change your life forever. Love the babies too.
????? Sorry, I\'m just stumped how to reply.
they are both miracle of life and ever lasting life stories. the second one is an analogy for people who don\'t believe in god or that there is anything after this life.