Paraphrasing Mark Twain

Mark Twain has been quoted (the exact wording is not agreed upon) as saying:
"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated"
I would like to say this about the intense interest people have taken over how much Vit K I eat:
The reports of how much Vit K I eat or not eat is both exaggerated and underestimated! 
(Insert smiling emoticon here)